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[Toffee]

Dear Klown,

We met the other day in Hillsbrad, during a PvP raid on Southshore.
When I arrived there, I saw a tall, handsome, buff taurite, and I couldn't help it: it was love at first sight. I then /followed you around, hoping that you wouldn't kill me, and you didn't! Your friend then honored me by mind controlling me to fight by your side. I died bravely, proud to be your brother in arms.
Ever since, my heart has been thumping. Since we are terrible with emotions, us dwarves usually blame the earth for these reactions, or our 3rd puberty (supposed to be the most important one; we have four in total, this is why we are so hairy and have a large manhood I hope you will enjoy :) ). But I knew where it came from.
I am still awaiting your return in Southshore, and I lost my sleep over it. I dream about you day and night, something a dwarf isn't used to (we usually dream about sheep or rams or other random critters, we are very close to nature!).

I hope you will come see me one day, I'll be waiting,

Love,

Your soon-to-be (I hope) dwarven shagbuddy,
Toffee

[Xirdy]

holy shit
whatever u smoked , i wanna buy some of it

[Eyepatch]

Holy shit. I have pissed myself.

[Stoffer]

Hahah Klown you fag!

[BlackStar]

Hahahahhahahha, what in the hell did you drink/smoke/snort/inject before writing this post?

[Stoffer]

What guild are you from toffee?

[Toffee]

Guildless atm =( but if I marry Klown I'll switch to Horde and join DB :D

[Stoffer]

You are 4tw.

[Decadence]

holy shit

hahaha

[Arkons]

rofl
Make me laugh more plz sir.

[Toffee]

I've started picking flowers, and singing with the National Drunk Choir of IronForge to get in touch with my romantic self (hidden very, very deep inside a dwarf's heart).

You changed my life that day, and I hope I can change yours (in a different way of course, I'll try to modify the way you sit down for example (remember what I said about our puberties)).

I am still awaiting your answer my love,

Your foot(hoof?)slave,
Toffee


P.S: Let's face it, I'm sick of doing cows, I want to try the real stuff!

[Stoffer]

You're my favorite alliance player.

Ever.

[Daefuin]

Haha, this is great.

[Wiqid]

hahaha, im afraid i dont do bearded shemales. But maybe if u impress me by putting on a wedding dress next time i see you, i may take u in as a demented stray pet. Either that or i will have to put u down . Was mean though how ur fellow alliance smacked u down when u were charmed :(

Btw werent u guilded? coulda sworn i saw a tag over ur head
This is klown btw, and im taken... i heart savor

[Skurvu]

Im sorry but Klown is already my bitch. You are gunna have to go through me to gain epenis anus rights.

[Dempig]

WTF Wiqid~!~!~ CHeating on me i see =(((

[Toffee]

I was guilded actually... only temporarily, they think I'm weird (I still don't understand why, I'm very normal!) and anyway they're a buncha n0bz.

Klown, I asked my tailor to make me a wedding dress. I hope it will be ready soon! Prepare the tuxedo and let's get this started.

I am just a victim, smacked by the Alliance when they get a chance to and continuously taken advantage of by Horde members. I must look miserable for them having fun corpse camping and killing me. Hence, to satisfy my needs of power and my inferiority complex I abuse the wildlife in Dun Morogh / Loch Modan.

Tell Dempig and Skurvu that I shall fight them to have you. Skurvu, I shall go through you, but by that I mean through and through, in from the rear out through the front. And don't worry, 15 years of animal loving has made me good at finding a way out whatever the specie.

If we ever get together, can you bring your Kodo? :o

Yours forever,
Toffee, the romantic wildlife rapist.





P.S: I'm french :D (doesn't that ruin everything now!??! :p )

[Xirdy]

I was guilded actually... only temporarily, they think I'm weird (I still don't understand why, I'm very normal!) and anyway they're a buncha n0bz.

Klown, I asked my tailor to make me a wedding dress. I hope it will be ready soon! Prepare the tuxedo and let's get this started.

I am just a victim, smacked by the Alliance when they get a chance to and continuously taken advantage of by Horde members. I must look miserable for them having fun corpse camping and killing me. Hence, to satisfy my needs of power and my inferiority complex I abuse the wildlife in Dun Morogh / Loch Modan.

Tell Dempig and Skurvu that I shall fight them to have you. Skurvu, I shall go through you, but by that I mean through and through, in from the rear out through the front. And don't worry, 15 years of animal loving has made me good at finding a way out whatever the specie.

If we ever get together, can you bring your Kodo? :o

Yours forever,
Toffee, the romantic wildlife rapist.





P.S: I'm french :D (doesn't that ruin everything now!??! :p )

Nope but that EXPLAINS everything now.
The animal lovage and such.

[Stoffer]

Wow, lot of people claiming ownership of Klowns butt.

[Toffee]

Wait in line like everybody else Stoffer.

[Skurvu]

hahaha served.

[Ewwok]

this is great haha. toffee where were u omgz? me and klown were patroling all around HB yesterday and no signs of Toffee????

[Toffee]

I was lvling to be more useful next time one of you mind controls me, sir. I'll be there later this afternoon =P

[Celestia]

omgzorlmfaorofl-hawt sauce-lollersaurus rex!!!

This is better then a soapopera! Who will win Wiqid's heart?!?!?! Find out on our next episode!!

[Skurvu]

www.lohanfreestyle.com

for celestia, thats me and savor's freestyle when we were thinkin bout you. im bumb and he's jhae.

[Daefuin]

lol

[Toffee]

GROAR My thread shall stay on the homepage!

[Ewwok]

toffee wru!? we never see u in HB anymore... have u found a new lover? omgz omgz no <3

[Toffee]

I've been trying the tight gnomes and the agile night elves recently.