Everyone Look! Stoner In Trouble!

[Nexex]

NEED HELP, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO PASS A PISS TEST? mary jane in my system and prolly gona get a UA in a few days..

[oNCe]

drink a lot of water.. a LOT
clean yer system out..

piss like every 30minutes

and yer screwed if they take a hair sample :(

[Nexex]

I am thinkin about going to GNC and buying this shit thats supose to work...oh and they have shampoo for the hair thingys..im just getting a piss test cuz my parents found a friends pipe. :D lame.

[XCatistrophicX]

You can drink straight viniger... but they can track it if you drink to much... so eat pickles.. has viniger in it... eat about 4 a day. It will lower the THC content in your body. And they cant tell you not to eat pickles. Worked for me :D

Viniger flushes thc out fast. Dont drink straight tho. Pickle juice is better.

Catis.

[Takarae]

This is going to sound really stupid, but its how I got my job, so at least think about it.

Drink as much water as possible, makin sure to piss alot. The night before yer test, slam a jar of picklejuice. Yea, its nasty. I kept a bottle of hawaiian punch next to me for a chaser. :p Take a leak before you goto bed and drink enough water that you piss again before your test in the morning. When you give them the sample, you usually fill a cup and finish in the toilet. Do it the other way around. Give them the tail end of the sample.

Voila.

I burned a blunt to the head 4 days before my test and still passed doing this. Good luck...fukn gnome.

[Darwoth]

you could always stop smoking weed?

barring the rational path of not burning your braincells and becoming a burnout you could take a vial of bleach with you and pour it on your hand just before the test and bounce it (piss) off your hand.

[Adept]

If it's really important you should stay up all night the night before drinking as much water as you can hold. Tests are usually given in the morning because that's when your urine has the highest concentration of trackables. Keep drinking and urinating (preferably in a toilet) right up to the time of the test.

You will pass, the only problem is they will probably want you to take it again if they are any good (since your concentration of anything else that's normal in urine will be about 0 as well). =)

BTW, I don't do illegal drugs, I just don't believe in drug tests.

[Adept]

Also list that you are taking ibuprofen on the medications section.

[Nexex]

Darwoth, weed isnt bad, you just need friends to smoke with u and its cool, :) *cough friends*. Yeah thanks to all that helped me, I passed due to the vingar and bleach trix.

[Evizor]

Woohoo!

[Darwoth]

i dont care if you smoke weed, in addition i think it should be legalized in the privacy of ones home.




but it does make people stupid after a while (most of my friends smoked weed, they all turned into tards sitting on the couch all day eating doritos staring at mtv)

and contrary to what many weed smokers say it is certainly a gateway drug to heavier shit that will ruin your life.

[Nexex]

hmmm I disagree...look up on the scientific benefits of weed. neg/postive.

[slywickid]

"look at the negs/pos" If there wasnt one negative then it would be ok ; ) Besides getting high..what the hell is the positive effect of it! *atleast for 95% of the people who smoke weed* its not like its goin to make you live longer, make you richer *most people pour money into weed and smoke it all, only few make money by selling it* it wont stop ya from going bald.. so whats so positive about it for you? besides you wanna get high. ok, enough of this im goin to smoke a blunt

/waves

[Vallidus]

When Im stoned I liek to paint, write, read with some video games here an there...

When Im drunk, I sure as hell cant paint, writing gets boring, and the words mush together if I try an read... and if I play Video Games... sheesh, last time it took me 4 hours to pull my body out of Fear after passing out on a raid, and waking up the next morning staring at my lovely nekkid Inky and a chat box full of "You are Hungry, You are thirsty, You are out of food and drink" over and over :P

Weed is good, booze is baaaaad!!

[Noobe]

Booze is okay if you're with alot of friends, but I perfer being coherent :/

[Nexex]

Weed schould be legalized, but made to where u can't be high while driving, or operating machinery or some shit. :) Oh and Hydro-Northern lights=bad ass shit.