Everyone Look! Stoner In Trouble!

[Nexex]

NEED HELP WITH PISS TEST...GIVE SUGGESTIONS. ! AHH gona get caught prolly.

[801]

wode....

buy some 30$ piss cleaning tea....but that shit doesnt really work

so you have to drink like 6 gallons of cranberry juice, the unsweetened kind, which tastes like shit, then drink a quart of concentrated cranberry from GNC, u cant fail but all that shit gonna be like $60 if u also get the tea

the cranberry shit will do it , but the goldenseal never hurts,

[Keta Mean]

i had same problem, but they were taking hair sample and piss sample. If they do hair sample go to CVS or whatever and look for the special THC removing shampoo...yes they actually do sell this at alot of places. So that covers the hair. K so the piss thing...well i did this cause my friend did it for his drug test and it always worked. Drink like a bottle of vinegar. I swear to god, we drank 1 like full bottle of vinegar the day before the test and my test came negative for any drugs, when i smoked up and did all this crazy shit a couple nights before. Same thing with my friend, he smokees the day before his test, drinks a bottle of vinegar and his test always comes out negative. It works.

[Nexex]

What about water and vingar? more effect? Cuz im trying EVERYTHING.

[Aioros Durden]

Vinegar alone man, takes like shit but it will clean you for sure, that's your best bet.

[Lovaelihn]

Drink a TON of coffee the day of the test. They can't do the test right if you do and they re-schedule. You drink coffee again... etc.. Worked for me with any snags I had.

[yaarii]

Why the fuck are you going to take a piss test? Piss in the cup and throw it in their face - its none of their business how many drugs are in your urine (or blood, or hair, or whatever).

[Vallidus]

Originally posted by yaarii
Piss in the cup and throw it in their face


this is easilly my favorite suggestion...

[Daero]

I used to pour some bleach on my fingers then piss on your fingers as you piss in the cup. Always worked for me, but it's one of the more gross methods. Not as gross as drinking vinegar imo, but it works.

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[Exivate]

I used to poop on my hand and then piss on the shit that was on my hand into the cup. Always worked for me, but it's one of the more gross methods. Not as gross as drinking vinegar imo, but it works.

[Vallidus]

I used to poop in my mouth and then piss on the poop and gargle. Always worked for me, but its one of the more gross methods. Not as gross as drinking vinegar imo, but it works

[Exivate]

Omfg rofl. I thought I went far to pass the piss test.

[Nexex]

Vald, u sir, are fucked up. :D

[Daero]

Fuck you both it works.

[Aioros Durden]

LOLOLOLOL, good one Vlad, LOLOLOL. I hit 6 with my Adventurer and I think I'm gonna start looking for Nanos or whatever spells are called there :D. How do I make a friend list there btw?

[Vallidus]

You need to send a tell to whoever ya want on yer list and then they have to /reply, then voila thy are on yer friend list. Kinda a pain in the ass way to do it, but you can remove people pretty easilly