View Full Version : My fellow Norrathians...
Ghecko
07-01-2002, 02:16 PM
The life of a monk takes one down many a path. In an act of selfless devotion, and love for my fellow Norrathians - I have taken the next step, and officially become a certified "Reverend".
This entitles me to perform Marriages, Funerals (woot), Baptisms, and many other clerical ceremonies - in and out of game. The only ceremony I may not perform are circumcisions (sorry bards).
A small fee of 50pp will be charged for performing my services in game. This will be donated to "Darkenchurch" to help subsidize materials (shovels, dirt, etc) involved in the many funerals I will be performing nightly.
http://www.wildhunt.net/memberpics/grev.jpg
Go forth in peace my children, to love and serve your diety of choice. Peace and Phat Lewt be with you.
Reverend Ghecko Furyfists
Murderous Man of the Cloth
Nexex
07-01-2002, 02:26 PM
I allways knew u were a catholic priest..ghecko you lvl your cleric or something?
Arri Skywolf
07-01-2002, 02:26 PM
Stfu Rev. Beanbandit!
Alfonse
07-01-2002, 02:27 PM
NICE... we should commit some souls to the deep. I'll bring the buckets and cement, you bring the last rights!
Ghecko
07-01-2002, 02:43 PM
Just some exerpts of ceremonies performed... just so you can see it's well worth the 50pp
"...I bear witness to this person opening a portal, and It opens freely. I send our friend sauntering toward his bind point ..."
"...Ashlain, Do you promise to love, honor, cornhole, and be cornholed by this Orc Leggionaire, for the rest of your days so help you God..."
"...Lord it was as if he were flying and free - unencumbered by the weight of all that no-drop..."
(As far as I know, Ghecko is the only EQ character to be Ordained in RL....- if I can get 15 people to be ordained Ghecko will become an official "Saint" of the Universal Life Church)
Reverend Ghecko Furyfists
! Future Saint !
Nexex
07-01-2002, 03:06 PM
Damnit..im once again confused..:confused:
Illusive
07-01-2002, 03:09 PM
ROFL
Ghecko
07-01-2002, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Nexex
Damnit..im once again confused..:confused:
1. You go HERE (http://www.ulc.org/ulchq/) .
2. Then you enter your name, and email addr, hit next, and you're ordained.
Thats it. Now go online, and charge people for in-game marriages and whatnot, as a bonafide genuine real-deal-holyfield man of the cloth.
You can also hear confession and absolve people of thier sins ( If a certain Paladin from KC needs to get a 'training' incident off his chest and be absolved, i'll do it for free).
(Nex - it comes in handy next time yer parents threaten to send you to Military camp. Just tell them you've changed your ways, and that you are a legitimate Reverend now. Then show them your Certificate and go off and smoke a bowl somewhere and let the beauty of it all sink in).
DArkfrost187
07-01-2002, 03:26 PM
I love it !!!!
DArkfrost187
07-01-2002, 03:29 PM
Your parents were going to send you to a military camp ? lol
Takarae
07-01-2002, 03:49 PM
lol! luv this :)
Nexex
07-01-2002, 04:46 PM
Yeah insid, they caught me with a shit load of weed :). + popo trouble. sup signs manny? :)
Nexex
07-01-2002, 04:48 PM
AHHA they say to take it legit and shit, lol hillarious. They say dont make fun of it.
friday night we are gonna drink punch and the aliens will take us to their ships to meet jesus
Nexex
07-01-2002, 05:35 PM
I'm not sure if its the same buncha wierd asses lol, but they give sermons on the internet..hah.
Camberleigh
07-01-2002, 10:43 PM
ghecko......you never cease to amaze me with your silliness :)
/hug
Mzion
07-03-2002, 04:00 AM
remind me to never let you babysit my 5 year old newphie....
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