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Saradin
07-14-2006, 04:53 PM
I started poking my head around the WoW community again just to see how things are going and visited the DIE boards and started chuckling at this...

"A guild truly is as good as their tanks in PvE imho. I am not talking about these MS/Defiance fuckers either.I am talking about a fully focused blueb whose entire existance is drueling over killing the next critter......not begging each week to change back to MS.

So what am I looking for? A guy who TRULY wants to spearhead DIE through Naxx. While we are VERY PvP focused, we recognize the need for a PvE focused tank."

( rofl at the pvp focused comment )

"Right now we have three Protection specced tanks (2 of which are active). While two tanks is good, if one of us DIEs IRL we are fucked. We always NEED three protection tanks to avoid any breaks in our raid schedule.

Requirmenets:

1. Looking for a nightly raider. If you miss one night, it should be rare. a guild's main tank should be a no life loser like me. Nightly raids are 6:30 to 11pmish EST sometimes midnight sometimes 7pm starts.

2. This person should already be in full Wrath. At least have your tier 2 pants as we are not doing MC anymore.

3. Must have a burning desire to kill MOBs. Always should be drawing diagrams and thinking of how to kill the critters and/or better kill them.

4. Must understand and use scripts which help him/her tank better. Should know the game in and out and especially TANKING.

Expect to be the third tank for a while until you prove yourself, but over time, if you do really well, expect to take the helm at some point!

Also, must possess the attitude of a DIE member! You should already know what that is!

BTW, we are looking to get some more ranged DPS too."

Anyways I stopped reading after the first sentence of #3. BLUEBIE IT UP 4TW. Glad we left that game on top and it's too bad they didn't come out with xserver bg's so we could slap these newbs around some =(.

WTB PVP ONLY GAME ( Dota until then )

Arillious
07-14-2006, 05:57 PM
I've never seen a group of people more confused about there own identity.

Tubias
07-15-2006, 01:00 AM
If they were so PvP oriented why did they only have 1 member who ever got Field Marshal, and then turned around and kicked him out of the guild. They failed their goal of being a very a big PvP guild. Go go Carebearness!

Stoffer
07-16-2006, 10:42 AM
Saradin you should seriously play EVE. Made for griefing and the only high level content is pvp.

Buto
07-31-2006, 10:58 AM
The fact that grayrage posted this on his forums swearing someone sent it to him made me lol. You know you're checking these boards everyday Gray, you can't help yourself. The only comment I have regarding their post on their website is a heavy sigh for Nooge's response and a "yeah right" to XGen's comment, seeing as how he had his chance to prove himself and ruined it by using the multiple priest sta buffs bug on test.

DIE, not the best at anything (PvE OR PvP) on their own server even. You better hope Blizzard doesn't post xserver results.

Jotok
07-31-2006, 11:40 AM
haha For not caring about a "failed" guild, they sure like to keep track of our awesomeness.

btw, who was Nooge? I don't remember him, but then again, I only paid attention to people who acutally pvped with us.