Darkenbane causing controversy already?

[Haanibal]

I decided to speak on Darkenbanes' behalf on the conan forums.

http://forums.ageofconan.com/showthread.php?t=70723&page=8

scroll to the bottom and look for my post....

http://forums.ageofconan.com/showthread.php?p=2112728#post2112728

Check it out Malignancy made a guest appearance, I guess he's still butthurt we killed him 8 yrs ago.

[Malignancy]

Hey Dipshit,

That was someone impersonating me. I'm much more eloquent and poignant in my insults - and I would never need to resort to using "caps" to accentuate my points. Also, I'm friends with Gray and Lisa so I would never insult them. Additionally, I was an officer of Darkenbane when we fought Kaaos. The reason that I quit DB was because some other dipshit (whom regretfully I assisted in appointing as GM) decided to pathetically surrender to Kaaos.

Pathetic just like you.

It is nice to see that I'm still a crowd favorite though; impersonation is the greatest form of flatery.

EC

[Malignancy]

Incidentally, I've had numerous copy-cats over the years, so I developed a method for proving my posts from fake ones - It's pretty obvious if you compare that post on the AOC website to every other post that I've made over the past 10 years...

Can anyone point it out?

EC

[Buto]

Please explain.

BT

[Haanibal]

Hey Dipshit,

That was someone impersonating me. I'm much more eloquent and poignant in my insults - and I would never need to resort to using "caps" to accentuate my points. Also, I'm friends with Gray and Lisa so I would never insult them. Additionally, I was an officer of Darkenbane when we fought Kaaos. The reason that I quit DB was because some other dipshit (whom regretfully I assisted in appointing as GM) decided to pathetically surrender to Kaaos.

Pathetic just like you.

It is nice to see that I'm still a crowd favorite though; impersonation is the greatest form of flatery.

EC

Yes someone impersonating you, because everyone wants to be Malignancy...a fatass pasty white kid who stills lives with his mom. Don't worry man you give us all a reason to excel in life. Kudos!

[Malignancy]

Please explain.

BT

Good job...someone has a brain around here.

EC

[Haanibal]

Good job...someone has a brain around here.

EC

Nice explanation.

[Malignancy]

Haanibal -

I have to apologize to you for everything I've said in the past. I really am truly sorry. Picking on you is like making fun of retarded people.

Just to show you how sympathetic I am to imbeciles, I'll give you a hint - Buto actually "got it". That's why I didn't offer an explanation. I know his post is complex and lengthy, but the answer is in there somewhere....

(sigh)


EC

[Malignancy]

Incidentally Hanibal,

I assume your tag "Operation Iraqi Freedom Veteran x 2" means that you somehow survived two tours in Iraq?

I guess there really is something to be said for "dumb luck". Perhaps we should call it "dumbass luck" with regard to you?

EC

[Haanibal]

Haanibal -

I have to apologize to you for everything I've said in the past. I really am truly sorry. Picking on you is like making fun of retarded people.

Just to show you how sympathetic I am to imbeciles, I'll give you a hint - Buto actually "got it". That's why I didn't offer an explanation. I know his post is complex and lengthy, but the answer is in there somewhere....

(sigh)


EC

I appreciate the apology, you sarcastic piece of genius! Can't wait to see you in game.

HD

[Arkons]

Haanibal -

I have to apologize to you for everything I've said in the past. I really am truly sorry. Picking on you is like making fun of retarded people.

Just to show you how sympathetic I am to imbeciles, I'll give you a hint - Buto actually "got it". That's why I didn't offer an explanation. I know his post is complex and lengthy, but the answer is in there somewhere....

(sigh)


EC

What he was talking about is how he normally likes to go play make believe on message boards saying that he has a) money b) women and c) a job (at a law firm OMG). No one believes him and we all make fun of him for for lying out his ass to make himself feel better, but he still comes home to take his lashings like a good little bitch anyway.

That post on the AOC message boards contained none of his usual calling cards as listed above.

Btw, how ya doing bitch?

AK

[Haanibal]

What he was talking about is how he normally likes to go play make believe on message boards saying that he has a) money b) women and c) a job (at a law firm OMG). No one believes him and we all make fun of him for for lying out his ass to make himself feel better, but he still comes home to take his lashings like a good little bitch anyway.

That post on the AOC message boards contained none of his usual calling cards as listed above.

Btw, how ya doing bitch?

AK

Yeah that sounds about right. I'm sure he did have a job at the lawfirm...cleaning toilets.;)

[Malignancy]

What he was talking about is how he normally likes to go play make believe on message boards saying that he has a) money b) women and c) a job (at a law firm OMG). No one believes him and we all make fun of him for for lying out his ass to make himself feel better, but he still comes home to take his lashings like a good little bitch anyway.

That post on the AOC message boards contained none of his usual calling cards as listed above.

Btw, how ya doing bitch?

AK

Lets see:

(1) I just bought a house in Upper Brookville, New York, so I have a lot less money nowadays;

(2) My womanizing days have been over for quite some time - I've been married for a few years;

(3) I have my own law firm now. 2 Associates, 1 paralegal, 2 secretaries and a receptionist that I share with large law firm that I lease space from.

Other than the occasional Xbox 360 game I don't have much time to game, although I may pick up AoC just to humiliate hanibal and the other wannabes a few times for kicks. That said, I do still drop by the occasional messageboard while procrastinating.

Arkons, hanibal, and a few others who I can't name are nothing more than shits and giggles for me.

EC

[Buto]

Whole lot of typing, not enough buying.

http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?sku=646875

I did the footwork since you're so busy. Surely you can afford it, what with owning your own law firm and such. Make them cry in game if you can.

People that say they have no time to game just don't make time to game. Period. Or suck but i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt since you're ex-DB and all.

[Haanibal]

Whole lot of typing, not enough buying.

http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?sku=646875

I did the footwork since you're so busy. Surely you can afford it, what with owning your own law firm and such. Make them cry in game if you can.

People that say they have no time to game just don't make time to game. Period. Or suck but i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt since you're ex-DB and all.

Malignancy was in well before real PvP existed in any MMO. It was in it's baby steps. So calling him a PvPer makes me laugh. Like I said before, your dreams and delusions of owning a lawfirm are only handicapped by the wheelchair you sit in 400 lbs overwieght, with a urine bag hooked to the side. Say Hi to your mom for us.

[Malignancy]

Malignancy was in well before real PvP existed in any MMO. It was in it's baby steps. So calling him a PvPer makes me laugh. Like I said before, your dreams and delusions of owning a lawfirm are only handicapped by the wheelchair you sit in 400 lbs overwieght, with a urine bag hooked to the side. Say Hi to your mom for us.

Hanible,

Your stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Ask any real PVPer how much better and more challenging PvP was before EQ (when you were obviously a prepubescent diaper-wearing, lead paint eating twit - not so much different than your current self evidently). The last vestiges of real PvP happened in UO before the magic system was nerfed. That was the golden age of PvP. The bullshit that you now think of as PvP is nothing but a giant circle-jerk with no consequences. Sort of like the Marine Corp.

EC

[Buto]

I'm not a marine, but you just don't make fun of those guys.

Besides, real PvP started out with MUDs.

/push mal s
/bs mal

[Haanibal]

Hanible,

Your stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Ask any real PVPer how much better and more challenging PvP was before EQ (when you were obviously a prepubescent diaper-wearing, lead paint eating twit - not so much different than your current self evidently). The last vestiges of real PvP happened in UO before the magic system was nerfed. That was the golden age of PvP. The bullshit that you now think of as PvP is nothing but a giant circle-jerk with no consequences. Sort of like the Marine Corp.

EC

Do you live on Emerson Road, or Ormond Park Road?

[Malignancy]

Do you live on Emerson Road, or Ormond Park Road?

I live on neither of those roads. Why, do you want to pay me a visit? Will you play dead for me when you get here?

EC

P.S. I have a great deal of respect for our nation's armed forces - or at least I used to before I found out that they let hannibal in! I do believe however that today's armed forces have become so pussified that it proves impossible to win a war. I don't actually blame Hannibal of course because he is a typical grunt (a mindless idiot just following orders), but I do believe the idiots that let him in are at fault. My real problem is with the decision makers. They just don't know how to fight a war.

[Haanibal]

I live on neither of those roads. Why, do you want to pay me a visit? Will you play dead for me when you get here?

EC

P.S. I have a great deal of respect for our nation's armed forces - or at least I used to before I found out that they let hannibal in! I do believe however that today's armed forces have become so pussified that it proves impossible to win a war. I don't actually blame Hannibal of course because he is a typical grunt (a mindless idiot just following orders), but I do believe the idiots that let him in are at fault. My real problem is with the decision makers. They just don't know how to fight a war.

You think that all the armed forces are pussies? Give me your address then. It shouldn't be a problem b/c obviously the guys who aren't pussies are the fucking douchebags studying a corrupt law system with so many checks and balances and bogus jargon. I guess it puts money in your pockets though. Seriously though, If you'd like me to play dead for you then oblige me with your home of record. I will put in a leave request Monday.

[Malignancy]

You think that all the armed forces are pussies? Give me your address then. It shouldn't be a problem b/c obviously the guys who aren't pussies are the fucking douchebags studying a corrupt law system with so many checks and balances and bogus jargon. I guess it puts money in your pockets though. Seriously though, If you'd like me to play dead for you then oblige me with your home of record. I will put in a leave request Monday.

I always love when gimps like you resort to real-life threats because you're too stupid to make a proper written retort. Let's see, I'll address your incoherent post above as follows:

(a) Being "pussified" is different than being a pussy. I never called our "armed forces" pussies - but they certainly have been "pussified" by failed political agenda and the constant influx of poor quality soldiers (i.e. yourself). I have a few friends in the military who wholeheartedly agree with my theories regarding this pussification process that has been underway for the better part of this decade (i.e. one friend who is a Navy JAG, one friend who is ex-army intelligence now working as a DEA agent). I know that this response is beyond your comprehension, so I'll explain it to you simply: (a) Look between your legs - that nasty crack is your "pussy"; (b) Look in the mirror - that's the epitome of "pussified".

(b) "fucking douchebags studying a corrupt law system with so many checks and balances and bogus jargon" - - - What the fuck are you spouting? Do you even know what "checks and balances" are?? What is corrupt with our legal system? Hey dipshit, do you even know what the Marine Corp stands for? Do you know what Semper Fi means? It means Semper Fidelis - which translates from Latin to mean "Always Faithful". Always faithful to the Country and Constitution for which the Marine Corp was created to serve. You're a douchebag (thanks for reminding me).

(c) Finally, do you really believe that I would want to meet you in real life? Even though I would stomp your pathetic fatass into the ground, I certainly wouldn't want to go near you. I wouldn't even want to be in the same State as you. You are a disgusting fatbody! Now go suck some sergeant cock and be on your way maggot.

EC

[Haanibal]

I always love when gimps like you resort to real-life threats because you're too stupid to make a proper written retort. Let's see, I'll address your incoherent post above as follows:

(a) Being "pussified" is different than being a pussy. I never called our "armed forces" pussies - but they certainly have been "pussified" by failed political agenda and the constant influx of poor quality soldiers (i.e. yourself). I have a few friends in the military who wholeheartedly agree with my theories regarding this pussification process that has been underway for the better part of this decade (i.e. one friend who is a Navy JAG, one friend who is ex-army intelligence now working as a DEA agent). I know that this response is beyond your comprehension, so I'll explain it to you simply: (a) Look between your legs - that nasty crack is your "pussy"; (b) Look in the mirror - that's the epitome of "pussified".

(b) "fucking douchebags studying a corrupt law system with so many checks and balances and bogus jargon" - - - What the fuck are you spouting? Do you even know what "checks and balances" are?? What is corrupt with our legal system? Hey dipshit, do you even know what the Marine Corp stands for? Do you know what Semper Fi means? It means Semper Fidelis - which translates from Latin to mean "Always Faithful". Always faithful to the Country and Constitution for which the Marine Corp was created to serve. You're a douchebag (thanks for reminding me).

(c) Finally, do you really believe that I would want to meet you in real life? Even though I would stomp your pathetic fatass into the ground, I certainly wouldn't want to go near you. I wouldn't even want to be in the same State as you. You are a disgusting fatbody! Now go suck some sergeant cock and be on your way maggot.

EC

No point in reading that just give me your address. Everyone's a tough guy behind the computer.

[Haanibal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeyDppjAxPI

Vid tribute to Malignancy

[Malignancy]

I fuck dudes!

[Haanibal]

Does that video hit close to home, Barry?

EC

P.S. Has anyone ever met anyone named "Barry" who isn't a fucking tool?

P.S.S. Listen Barry, please don't kill yourself (at least not for real) anytime soon; I really want to continue our relationship years from now. You're my little puppet.

I'm guessing you enjoyed the video? It's cool though bro, I understand that you have feelings for myself as well as many others members in this guild. Hell it's hard not to, we are all quite sexy. I just don't go that route. I mean maybe it was cool with the romans, but that shit don't fly here in the states. I'm sure you could find a gay lover on www.adultfriendfinder.com though, it should be easy seeing as you are a rich man, living in upper brookville with a membership to a country club and all. I think that site gives discounts on anal lube and such as well, let us know how it works out. We're all here to support you. Once DB always DB remember. ;)

P.S. Barry Sheen was a god on a motorcycle, you'd know that if your hobbies didn't consist of buttfucking
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. Barry Sanders is pretty bitchin rad as well, that is all. Oh and you're gay. Deuces.

[Haanibal]

http://forums.darkenbane.com/picture.php?albumid=383&pictureid=37054
In reponse to your fatbody comments, yes I am quite fat in my pants from all that Haji water I consumed out in Iraq. Oh, and don't get hot over my boy Gino, he's doing his sex panther. Take it easy with your chubby!

[Malignancy]

I'm guessing you enjoyed the video? It's cool though bro, I understand that you have feelings for myself as well as many others members in this guild. Hell it's hard not to, we are all quite sexy. I just don't go that route. I mean maybe it was cool with the romans, but that shit don't fly here in the states. I'm sure you could find a gay lover on www.adultfriendfinder.com though, it should be easy seeing as you are a rich man, living in upper brookville with a membership to a country club and all. I think that site gives discounts on anal lube and such as well, let us know how it works out. We're all here to support you. Once DB always DB remember. ;)

P.S. Barry Sheen was a god on a motorcycle, you'd know that if your hobbies didn't consist of buttfucking
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. Barry Sanders is pretty bitchin rad as well, that is all. Oh and you're gay. Deuces.

You forgot about your hero - Barry Manilow.

EC

[Haanibal]

You forgot about your hero - Barry Manilow.

EC

OH MY GAWD! I love Barry Manilows' sweet jazz music. :eek:

[Haanibal]

(a) (i.e. one friend who is a Navy JAG, one friend who is ex-army intelligence now working as a DEA agent).


EC

Birds of a feather flock together. Be sure to ask your boys how the Air conditioning was in Kuwait while the real men were getting shit done in close combat. I guess a bunch of pussy officers sitting 1200 miles from the fight would know the quality of Marine,Soldier, Airmen or Sailor fighting on the front. You're a goddam idiot.