Psychedelic God
10-07-2002, 02:44 PM
Some jokes I thought were funny. Mostly racist, and stuff, but dont take offense.
Q. Why is Jesus so lucky?
A. Because he got nailed 3 times in 1 night.
Q. Whats the difference between a black man and a trampleline?
A. You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampleline.
Q. How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A. One, if you throw it hard enough.
Q. Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A. The prostitute can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Q. Why is Jesus so lucky?
A. Because he got nailed 3 times in 1 night.
Q. Whats the difference between a black man and a trampleline?
A. You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampleline.
Q. How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A. One, if you throw it hard enough.
Q. Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A. The prostitute can wash her crack and re-sell it.