Silly post but credit must be givin somewhere

[Turnipshooter]

Deus Ex is the radest game ever.

This was Rahemon, I got in some trouble and that's why I havent been around. They fixed me tho and now that a small piece of my cerebral cortex is in this jar of alcohol on my desk...well the men said I wouldn't be a danger to myself or anyone else anymore. Thank god for the GOVERNMENT, without them I wouldn't know what to do with my life.

Boy Iv been religiously watching my local new's and I am scared to death. Cerial snipers, insane TERRORists and add the fact that we have a nation color coded terror probability rating of orange...thats the second highest mind you! TERRORist's are everywhere and we as a people must remain obediant. You know what TERRORists are right? TERRORists are tax evaders,drug dealers,gun owners,smokers,brown and black people and pretty much anyone on the wrong side of the law. Those people shouldnt even be american citizens.I wish GOVERNTMENT had more POWER.....

An episode of oprah realy hit home this week. She had a kind bearded portly young directer of a movie called Dance's with Columbine (something with columbine in the title hehe, silly memory <<im dizzy>>) Well he opened my eyes on how TERRIFYING GUNS are. Did you know 10,000 people get shot with GUNS in our country every year. Where in britan only 62, china 87 and Japan a whoping 13. The TERROR must stop and GOVERNMENT is the only thing that can save us. Im making a plea to everyone who reads this "please turn you GUN into your local PARAMILITARY POLICE UNIT and you will save 1000s of CHILDREN"

Man speaking of our friends in law enforcement. You wouldnt belive what happened here in Phoenix Arizona a few weeks ago. A slim and pretty little blonde woman was in her car with her CHILD. She drove up to a drive thru at a walgreens and tryed to forge a prescription for pain killers. Our walgreens pharmacist was ever vigilant and like a HERO called the POLICE. A brave and HEROIC officer was there in a matter of minuites. Then when the woman had the odacity to ignore the officer and try and drive away he had but one choice and he was forced to open fire and kill the woman. This officer has a tough job , just months before he had to open fire on another disobedient deviant. Make sure you go out and thank your local POLICE for keeping your streets free of crime because without them none of us would be 100% safe like we are today.

That got me thinking, what is the deal with this logic that your not guilty untill proven innocent? Doesnt it stand to reason that if the police have a suspicion that you did anything illegal you are gulity? We could save so much money if we handed over judicial power to the executive brance. Like our HEROIC officer above he could decide your fate. Then we wouldnt have to pay for lawers or judges or court houses. Then that saved money could go into law enforcement and we could realy kick TERROR in the but with all that extra cash.

"Plant a tree it's life inside you, make a promise to the earth, plant a tree to recognise a tree for all that it is worth"



HA HA HA government fuckjob elected my ass officials.
with 1/2 inch peckers and hundred foot missles.

Democrate's and repubicans tinkle tinkle tinkle.
Like Darwoth said THERE ALL FUCKING SHEEPLE.

Cops and spooks and eschelon ohh my.
Obey,shut up dont think or die.

Your time will come when i have your M-14.
The same time you bow back down to the queen.

[Gink]

I don't know what this means.

But i'm in awe.

[Illusive]

Dude I think they need to put that part of your brain back in.

[Eager]

If I were Darwoth or Mawwle when I read that, I'd have a convulsion lol. Blindness. :(

[Mawwle]

ROFL, actually i thought it was rather comical.


Seriously thought, check out what this Democrat wrote to the Atlanta newspaper.....

“I am really ashamed of the people of Georgia. No matter what party, voting Max Cleland out of office was a sacrilege. We, the voters, gave the Republican Party complete charge of this state. Are they going to find you a job?”

Do you like that last sentence? “Are they going to find you a job?” Here we have someone who is upset because Saxby Chambliss won’t find her a job, but Max Cleland would have. This voter obviously believes that one of the functions of government is to find her a job.
This, my friends, is our typical Democratic voter. She believes that it is the function of the government to provide her with a job … and God knows what else. Thank goodness there are still plenty of people out there who operate under the idea that they, not the government, are responsible for finding gainful employment.


Mawwle

[Darwoth]

NM im a retard and didnt really read through it, pretty funny lol.

[Turnipshooter]

Heh I dont know where that came from. I probably had watched the news and 15 min of Oprah earlyer that night. That usualy rile's me up prety damn good. Plus too much caffine and a 8 hour non stop dues ex fest. Makes me in the least quite insane. The real fucked up thing is about that cop in AZ.

I got my story a little bit better . Officer Dan Lovelace of the Chandler Police deptment was arrested for 2nd degree murder nov 7. Acording to balllistic scientists he shot the woman in the back with her infant in the backseat. A few months back he did not shoot anyone. What he did was refuse a order to stop a high speed chase. I believe it was him but it could have been the perpatrator. Well one of them crashed into a car driven by a ASU student witch resulted in the students death.

You know what piss's me off is all the fucking buzz words flying around. After 911 every thing is now TERROR. Take for example the guy who shot 3 professors and himself at Arizona state colledge. The local news hails it "Terror at Arizona State". I have seen countless other examples including the sniper and a national add campaign saying drug dealers are terrorists.

I did watch that anti gun bullshit on oprah. I dont even want to explain how the guy slanders our fore fathers, all white people and miss tells the truths about slavery and the indian wars. He does say 10,000 murders here in the US with guns and compares them to low amounts of gun murders in countrys with no guns.....i would have liked to see how many murders without guns these countrys have but ofcourse this guy likes to tell half truths.

The big buzz word for gun control is THE CHILDEREN. How many children accedentaly shoot them selfs and that sort of shit. The children who do shoot them selfs obviously are not educated well enough. My dad got me my first gun when i was 5 years old ..a .22 rifle. He took me shooting and grilled me alot about how dangerous guns can be and the proper ways to handle guns. I have never had a problem with gun safty and thats due to my father teaching me at such a young age.

We have guns not for hunting or target practice. We have guns so that we the people may protect our declaration of independance and our constitutional rights.

[Bozer]

Wow. That original post was the most intelligent, and yes WITTY thing I have seen in a long time. I don't know what else to say:(

(ps I ganked an iksar bp tonight :D )