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BlackStar
08-18-2003, 10:05 AM
This 2 parts of me and eyepatches convo this morning before we both went to school ROFL.

pdiddlee: oh man i fucking ripped some nasty cheesers last night
ooo mattster ooo: lol
pdiddlee: i was playing ass and
ooo mattster ooo: lolololololoolool
pdiddlee: err
pdiddlee: wtf ass
ooo mattster ooo: ROFLMAO
pdiddlee: PS*
pdiddlee: and i was like
ooo mattster ooo: U WERE PLAYING ASS
ooo mattster ooo: ROFLMAO
pdiddlee: "my ass smells like shit"
pdiddlee: ROFL shut the fuck up
ooo mattster ooo: WERE U PLAYING THE ASS FLUTE?
pdiddlee: STFU MAN



ooo mattster ooo: omfg
ooo mattster ooo: ur taking a god damn bowling class
ooo mattster ooo: u gotta be shitting me
pdiddlee: hell no
ooo mattster ooo: ROFL GOD DAMN UR LAME
pdiddlee: ROFL
Xondio
08-18-2003, 11:36 AM
Heres how mine went...


Freshman Girl (jennifer): you just get here too?
Me: Yeah
Freshman Girl (jennifer): Cool, yeah me too, i'm still unpacking some stuff, do you think you could help me with some of it after class?
Me: Yeah



Here is what *I* hear in the conversation

Freshman Girl: I'm a virgin
Me: yeah
Freshman Girl: Will you have sex with me at my place?
Me: yeah
Vallidus
08-18-2003, 12:43 PM
rofl Xondio

do some unpacking then do some fudgepackin :D
Eyepatch
08-18-2003, 02:49 PM
heheheheheeh yayya anal
GrayRage
08-19-2003, 03:56 AM
Xondio = fantasy land

Blacky = realty

:D
Xondio
08-19-2003, 08:42 AM
die gray ~


the only fantasy about my convo was the fact I didn't have sex with her *yet*... but i'm having to work for it... but I gaurantee you by next month i'll pop that ch...nm :o
GrayRage
08-19-2003, 09:55 AM
I think DBers should carry digital cameras with them (cept for brenlain) to post pics of such things...

I just got one. Gonna start putting up pics of stuff soon....wish meter would make the "other" pics not show up on the front page tho!
Xondio
08-19-2003, 11:08 AM
i'll get some shots of my dorm and some friends (and nekkid co-eds) here pretty soon, i gatta get a camera first.. i spent all the money on books this semester :(
Bradic
08-19-2003, 07:07 PM
When I am lucky enough to get a chic naked, the last thing on my mind is omg get a pic for DB boards! heh heh heh!:cool:
BlackStar
08-19-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Bradic
When I am lucky enough to get a chic naked, the last thing on my mind is omg get a pic for DB boards! heh heh heh!:cool:

YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!!!!! CLEAN OUT UR LOCKER IN THE NC SANC BECAUSE UR FUCKING FIRED BOB!!!!!
Brenlain
08-20-2003, 02:21 AM
why not gray?
Exodus
08-20-2003, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by Bradic
When I am lucky enough to get a chic naked, the last thing on my mind is omg get a pic for DB boards! heh heh heh!:cool:


Your Best Is My Worst!
Eyepatch
08-20-2003, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by Exodus
Your Best Is My Worst!

You have zero chance against me.
Toaday
08-20-2003, 12:28 PM
It's reality gray:rolleyes:
Xondio
08-20-2003, 01:38 PM
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