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Xondio
01-23-2004, 12:12 AM
I am assuming (hoping) you will never again be posting on these boards considering you aren't part of DB, so I've taking the liberty of making an entire thread to your departure. I'd also like to point out a couple highlights from your career.

By Darwoth:died for my second and last time here, this time it was due to the fucking retarded "autorun bug" where you keep running and cant stop or change direction, like a fucking IDIOT i once again broke my "i do not pvp with other people" rule that i have had for so long a time and went around killing peoplewith toad, and once again because of my breaking my rule i died. toad kept wanting me to come find or sow him amd where i was etc and i had bunch of lowbie skeletons and green guards and shit on me and started to type, then the fucking autorun shit kicked in at precisely that moment a high level nektulos guard happened to be roaming and quadded me for 180, very fucking lame.

i had over 100 kill points when i died to, 80 of those were collected just in the course of today, there is positively no doubt in my mind id have placed top 6 if i decided to play this piece of garbage any longer, but im through for sure this time, simply dont have the time or desire to slog through another 20 hours or so of everquest pve just so something retarded with the mechanics of the game can cause me to eat a dirtnap again, i have uninstalled eq and cancelled subscription already.


It's just like you to blame someone else, but hey, isn't that what your best at? Everything is everyone elses fault to you.

Here is a link specifically for you Darwoth.
http://www.post-gazette.com/headlines/20010715juvenilejp1.asp

Let's take a look at why you were sent to jail in the first place.
firstly evryone is likely wondering why i got sent to jail, in the first place, to make a long story short when i was 15 years old i got into a situation where a deuchebag attempted to blow me away, i had a knife on me in my jacket pocket (an m7 bayonet i had just purchased for my ar15 i had at the time) and ended up stabbing the guy, like a moron i left him there without calling for help or police or whatever and when the ambulance/cops showed up he invented a bullshit story to make me appear in the wrong, due to my "suspicious" ways at the time (i was a 100% juvenille delinquent punkass kid that needed his ass kicked a few times) the cops/courts bought right into it and not only convicted me but tried me as an adult, i spent a total of 6 months in 1996 or so locked up, (3 in juvy and 3 in the normal jail at 16) and was given 5 years probation with the rest of my unjustly delivered time suspended.

shortly after this by the way, is when i first got into gaming, i took it up as a hobby to keep myself out of trouble.

well since im not a criminal and also dont smoke dope/get drunk etc. i had no problems on probation for 4 years, then i moved closer to a city so i could go to college and what not and had my shit transferred to a new district where the people are outright assholes.

i was supposed to get off of probation december of LAST year, however a week before i was supposed to get off i lost my "job" (that i only had to satisfy my probation to begin with because i had enough cash put back to last at least 2 more years before having to do jack shit, and i was using the time to enjoy my twenties and go to college at a comfortable pace to decide what i wanted to do) so anyhow he violates my probation on account of my losing my job, but in the violation letter he doesnt mention i got fired, he tells folks i never had one to begin with, then starts outright LYING about missing appointments etc. and there was nothing i could do because his word against mine the court beleievs him, plus i had a warrant out for a failure to appear that i had no idea of, apparently i had been supposed to go to court a month prior to get my charges from 96 dismissed which was part of the original plea bargain, only nobody gave me papers to appear, so they arrest me for a failure to appear when i go to defend myself for the violation when the reason i was supposed to show up was to GET SHIT DISMISSED, by the time they got it all sorted out i looked bad, the prosecutor makes me look like a bloodthirsty asshole that walks around waiting to stab people and my old charges that were to be dismissed are NOT dismissed and are instead put on my record, AND my probation gets continued for 2 years. outright complete utter bullshit.

so back to the bullshit probation routine, things are going fine for 8 months when i go in one day and ol dickhead tells me he is violating my probation again, the reason? i "missed an appointment" by one day.

i came in a day late, because on the card he wrote the wrong fucking date.

i go back to court, second violation this time, they call me a "mockery to the justice system" and i get 6 months, for missing an appointment by less than 24 hours.

my college classes i was halfway hrough are ruined and have to be started all over again, the job i had at the time as a mechanic/apprentice type deal was lost, and a promising relationship with a chick that i had just met and was essentially a hot female version of myself is cut off before it begins.

needless to say im thoroughly and permanently pissed off, and people wonder why i hate the "system" or the "government" so badly.


as for what it was like in jail, the one word to describe it is "boring", i didnt have to many problems considering i was there for 6 months, i may be a "computer nerd" but i can handle myself pretty well and nope, no bubbas for me though i suppose i will never hear the end of assrape jokes from now until the end of time from you shitheads =P, my main concern while there was getting into a fight and catching assault and battery charges and getting another 6 months to a year for that, luckily it didnt happen though (came close a few times however)

ill also mention in advance that jail has made me a devout niggerhater, i could go off on a 100 page tyrade of all the shit i saw from them but ill save that for a yarri debate or something later.

every single altercation and problem i had the entire time (except for this one time that i was in a bad mood playing chess and a dude was running his mouth nonstop and i threw the chessboard/pieces/table at him but thats the only time) was with black "people", when you walked into the "pod" there is 90 folks in there, the guards kept it segregated, on one side blacks, other side whites, in the middles mexicans/asians

when you walk in and look to the left, to niggerville, it is fucking filthy, noisy, people arguing and bickering, hopping around like kangaroos on crack, wearing bedsheets on their head with stupid shit like "thug life" wrotten on them and on and on.

the other side, whiteyworld, is quiet, clean, and people are respectful towards one another, every other racial group was like that for the most part, mexicans, asians, ragheads etc all acted in a civilized manner, the apes on the other side though belonged in a zoo rather than a jail, hell my first day in there one of them took a shit on anothers pillow, (one of a lot of little stories i could tell).

anyhow i could tell a lot more than this but im going somewhere in a minute and want to tie this up.

i appreciate the nice thoughts and PMs from people, i had sent PMs to a handful of people ive "known" well for 6 - 7 years now ever since the early days of RZ to see if they would take the required 5 mins to drop me a line or if they would be a fag and not write me, saradin hit me with an actual letter but noone else did and it pissed me right the fuck off given the fact ive talked to several of you nearly everyday for years, until i logged on and saw a bunch of messages and posts and what not, so now i know you are not asswipes just lazy fucks =P


Here is a thought, maybe they didn't want to mail you because you are a complete fucking retard.

Now without hindering more of your time, considering you spend it on a message board where you are clearly not welcome:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/11/24/klan.initiation.ap/

Was sorry to hear about the wound the KKK inflicted on you, at least you made CNN headlines Darwoth.

Now please, go hang yourself.

Darwoth
01-23-2004, 12:41 AM
i would just like to say i did not read any of this post but i am happy to know you are so enthralled with my presence that you took the time to dedicate a thread just to me!

however i am not going to depart the boards just yet, for doing so would leave you with nothing left in life, and we wouldnt that to happenb now would we!

http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion2/dbdirt/xond2.JPG

Xondio
01-23-2004, 12:52 AM
i would just like to say i did not read any of this post
however i am not going to depart the boards just yet

I thought you just said you didn't read what I said... but hey, lieing was never what you did best; whining was.

Darwoth
01-23-2004, 12:56 AM
yeah saw that afterwards, guess i should of rephrased it to "didnt read any of the post except the first line that i involuntarily saw through the action of employing the use of the scroll wheel"

but i thought that might be to complicated for you.





i think i was right.
















*points to the post about mlk street.*

Xondio
01-23-2004, 12:58 AM
By the way, you never did tell me how your new guild is going.


Oh wait, you don't have one.

Darwoth
01-23-2004, 01:14 AM
now now dont be testy because your application was rejected.

Tareslaeyn
01-23-2004, 06:21 AM
OMG he must be going back to prison !!!! Fairwell Darwoth !!

Hey can we have a cake for his last day ??? Maybe we should get him a Dairy Queen icecream cake with "Don't thread on me" written on it,and stick a file in it !!!

You know if them niggers try to push him around in the pokey !!!

Marqus
01-23-2004, 11:09 AM
God all of you shut the fuck up.

GrayRage
01-23-2004, 11:34 AM
I could prolly go for a second on that motion ;p

Quzar
01-29-2004, 04:03 PM
Thats sad Darwoth was the best thing that happened to DB. If you think acting like this in WoW gray as a guild leader . DB wont last long in that game.


and cheating has ruined the rep of the name Darkenbane.

Lesa
01-29-2004, 04:34 PM
Thats sad Darwoth was the best thing that happened to DB
Well hey Quzar since you didnt get in DB. I guess it is time to sniff Darwoth's undies to get in his guild. :) Good luck!

Arkons
01-29-2004, 10:26 PM
its pretty amazing to me that Xondio can still speak and type what with all of the stupid german's yogurt all over his hands and mouth.

Xondio
01-30-2004, 12:36 AM
Oh nice insult, I'm so hurt that a pedophile tries /random_insult01.

Shouldn't you be at a playground picking up little girls Arkons?

Tareslaeyn
01-30-2004, 06:14 AM
Thats sad Darwoth was the best thing that happened to DB. If you think acting like this in WoW gray as a guild leader . DB wont last long in that game.


and cheating has ruined the rep of the name Darkenbane.

OMG you make me laugh when you imply that Darwoth was the best thing that happened to DB lol

1. The asshole was a bluebie poon most of his time on RZ. Sup Druids Empire,Swarm of Fear...need I say more ?

2. He talked major shit about DB,Gray,and other DBers,and got his ass handed to him plenty in the game,and would come on here and whine and cry,and post pictures of men's ball-sacks ripped open.

3. Hes not a team player-pretty much all out for himself,and he tends to have a habit of bringing his so called RL issues in the game.

4. I met this guy the first week I played,and since he was such a newbie he needed me to guild him from the undead ruins in Q-Hills to Blackburrow. Well everyone knows I love to push some buttons somewhat or another. Since I am wearing an uber sow,and hes on auto follow I decide to head into a bunch of undeads,and let that little bitch get all smacked up till he lying on the ground dead in front of me. You should of seen the temper that punk threw in the chat room,and I was laughing so hard in RL I split my weed all over.

4 good reasons why hes worthless to DArkenbane.....

Stoffer
01-30-2004, 06:20 AM
Thats sad Darwoth was the best thing that happened to DB. If you think acting like this in WoW gray as a guild leader . DB wont last long in that game.

1. Just because you were in "shadow consortium" for a month or two does not give you a clue about DB.
2. You're a big fucking newbie. Of course you're application didn't pass.

and cheating has ruined the rep of the name Darkenbane.

Thats funny comming from someone that begged for a dupe bug in Shadowbane.

Now go the fuck away newbie, you don't belong here.

Meter
01-30-2004, 06:37 AM
Could we stop with the Darwoth thing? The matter has been settled long ago.

GrayRage
01-30-2004, 06:43 AM
Arkons's sig is making me tingly....

Arkons
01-30-2004, 11:40 AM
its a real cover from the future of Playboy ask Hef if you dont beleive me!

Marqus
01-30-2004, 01:19 PM
I liked the GW one better :|

Tareslaeyn
01-30-2004, 01:41 PM
its a real cover from the future of Playboy ask Hef if you dont beleive me!

Shit I never found them bitches one bit attractive,and still don't. What the fuck is with this hype over the OLsons ? They just look like the little girls next door.

THere are REAL women are out that look like WOMENthat are more beautiful like WOMAN than chics wit the same faces they had when your were on "Full House".

You can't even compare the OLson Twins to someone like DEnise Richards. The difference is DEnise looks like a WOMAN,and the OLsons look like little girls.

Also the OLson twins eyes are droopy like a hound dog.

Lesa
02-01-2004, 09:38 AM
You can't even compare the OLson Twins to someone like DEnise Richards. The difference is DEnise looks like a WOMAN,and the OLsons look like little girls.

I have to agree with you. :p

GrayRage
02-01-2004, 10:18 AM
Well, some might say they are the dream of closet Petophiles who do not act out on their desires (because of the criminal ramifications). What could be better then a couple of chicks over 18 that look 12? :D

Oh and Denise Richards is sure a woman, but I am partial to Joleen Blyalock personally :)

Lesa
02-02-2004, 09:36 AM
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Spears_Britney/sq-thekiss-take2-wi.jpg These to me are considered "Real Woman". :p

GrayRage
02-02-2004, 10:16 AM
!!!!!!!

Arkons
02-02-2004, 11:43 AM
Gray, evidently you and I have very similar tastes in the female department. Jolene Blaylock, is definately a fucking minx, and I dont even watch Enterprise. However, I gotta say Jessica Alba is definately higher up on my list than Ms. Blaylock.

Stoffer
02-02-2004, 12:06 PM
The blind faith sig is so awesome.

Arkons
02-02-2004, 12:18 PM
here's the link to my friend's site that made them

http://www.site73.com

you can see all of them in the general discussion board under New motivational posters.

Hamadryad
02-02-2004, 03:14 PM
Gah, I have to admit I'm a Trekkie aswell. I used to watch star trek with my dad when I was a kid so I have watched all the series, except Enterprise. It looks really good though and I have seen maybe..10 episodes. Just no time to watch TV nowadays :P Maybe I should start downloading them in sequence.

edit: Jeri Ryan's where it's at :P

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jeri_ryan/gm_l1.jpg

Marqus
02-02-2004, 04:53 PM
Nerd Alert

Hamadryad
02-02-2004, 05:04 PM
Where

Eyepatch
02-02-2004, 05:33 PM
Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johanssen are two of my favs.

Danubi
02-02-2004, 06:09 PM
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Spears_Britney/sq-thekiss-take2-wi.jpg These to me are considered "Real Woman". :p


umm no...

Marqus
02-02-2004, 07:08 PM
Gah, I have to admit I'm a Trekkie aswell. I used to watch star trek with my dad when I was a kid so I have watched all the series, except Enterprise. It looks really good though and I have seen maybe..10 episodes. Just no time to watch TV nowadays :P Maybe I should start downloading them in sequence.

Nerd Alert!

GrayRage
02-02-2004, 08:10 PM
A real woman stands in the middle of the New Stock exchange....

Lesa
02-03-2004, 01:07 PM
umm no...

Ummm yessssss. Madonna is the win of all woman. Dont think anyone could beat her talent let alone her natural beauty. :)

Arkons
02-03-2004, 04:57 PM
i might gag if i saw madonna naked

Tareslaeyn
02-03-2004, 05:03 PM
i might gag if i saw madonna naked

Yes I agree with you there Arkons. You enjoy them under 17...

Hamadryad
02-03-2004, 05:05 PM
She's in really good shape for her age. I hope I look half as good as her when I'm in my 40's :P

Arkons
02-03-2004, 05:22 PM
olsen twins turn 18 in a few months...

But I don't think you have any open ground to critisize me since your a full fledged member of Michael's "Jesus Juice" molestation ring.

GrayRage
02-03-2004, 06:20 PM
Well, check out that movie she did...where she and some guy got ship wrecked on an island BLOWN AWAY. That's it. U can see her all but neked there and she does not look bad at all. In fact, she looks damn good. Also, if u check out her latest concert DvD, she is in WAY better shape the Britney or any of that young stuff. The only downside is that stretched out old beat up pune :( That thing has been places I do not want to venture ;p

Tareslaeyn
02-03-2004, 09:38 PM
olsen twins turn 18 in a few months...

But I don't think you have any open ground to critisize me since your a full fledged member of Michael's "Jesus Juice" molestation ring.

OMG how the fuck did you know ??? Its the "Church of Michaels",please get it right next time Mr Saget,I mean faggot.

OMG so your giving up dating,or fucking a chic so you can save your virginity for Mary and Kate ???? Bro right on !!!! I hear they have lots of money also !!! Which one are you going to start with ???

Do you like have all their videos also ???