Meter
02-05-2004, 01:25 PM
Posted by Stoffer (mailto: stoffer@darkenbane.com)
So, the WoW beta sign up has finally begun. The time for thousands and thousands of middleaged virgins to apply and get rejected is at hand. But what can you do while you wait?
Other betas!
I’ve played 2 betas over the last few weeks, and I thought I’d share my excitement. I was actually so excited, I thought i’d write something nice for a change. I tried for about two minutes until it hit me that: A. Both betas, which I spent a lifetime downloading, sucked. B. I still hate you all.
The first beta I tried was Biosphere. It’s hard to describe the horror this game forces upon your computer, but i’ll try. If you take Diablo 1, remove the fps like combat and replace it with everquests auto attack, then change the setting to an Anarchy Online type world, and imagine the graphics of a super nintendo game = Biosphere. Or in other words, it’s the worst piece of fucktrash (Like the cunning linguist George Bush, I too invent words at my liking.) i’ve run into lately. I’m just happy I reached the reset button before my brain exploded from the sheer stupidity on my screen. If you buy this game I will start supporting the death penalty.
The second beta I tried was Fung Wan. This game started out really great by promising free for all pvp!! (!!!!). This was all good til i’d played for about 3 hours without finding a zone where I could attack other players. One major plus(?) is that it’s an asian style game, so there are only martial arts classes, and no wussy casters in robes. It’s stick and fist fighting all the way. Bad thing is that it looks like the alpha version of Asherons Call 1. Also, on a side-note, the servers are in Malaysia, which is of course idiotic, since it’s far away from me. Anyway, this game is kinda crappy, but not the mindblowing catastrophe it could have been.
Answer some of the big questions of life, brought on by a quick look in my mailbox.
- Is it possible, with only a few minutes of exercises every day, to enlarge the natural size of my penis?.
- Is Monica and her friends really naked, only waiting for me to join them? (only 29,00).
- Will, as claimed, investing in african real estate be ”the smartest deal i’ll ever make”?.
Do important stuff to improve your life quality.
- See your family and friends, and gently let them know that the WoW beta is more important than they are. Also remind them that they may never see you again if you get in the beta.
- Buy the ”Grand Theft Anal” dvd you’ve been wanting for a while.
- Write lame news updates on the internet.
Oh well, do as you please.
So, the WoW beta sign up has finally begun. The time for thousands and thousands of middleaged virgins to apply and get rejected is at hand. But what can you do while you wait?
Other betas!
I’ve played 2 betas over the last few weeks, and I thought I’d share my excitement. I was actually so excited, I thought i’d write something nice for a change. I tried for about two minutes until it hit me that: A. Both betas, which I spent a lifetime downloading, sucked. B. I still hate you all.
The first beta I tried was Biosphere. It’s hard to describe the horror this game forces upon your computer, but i’ll try. If you take Diablo 1, remove the fps like combat and replace it with everquests auto attack, then change the setting to an Anarchy Online type world, and imagine the graphics of a super nintendo game = Biosphere. Or in other words, it’s the worst piece of fucktrash (Like the cunning linguist George Bush, I too invent words at my liking.) i’ve run into lately. I’m just happy I reached the reset button before my brain exploded from the sheer stupidity on my screen. If you buy this game I will start supporting the death penalty.
The second beta I tried was Fung Wan. This game started out really great by promising free for all pvp!! (!!!!). This was all good til i’d played for about 3 hours without finding a zone where I could attack other players. One major plus(?) is that it’s an asian style game, so there are only martial arts classes, and no wussy casters in robes. It’s stick and fist fighting all the way. Bad thing is that it looks like the alpha version of Asherons Call 1. Also, on a side-note, the servers are in Malaysia, which is of course idiotic, since it’s far away from me. Anyway, this game is kinda crappy, but not the mindblowing catastrophe it could have been.
Answer some of the big questions of life, brought on by a quick look in my mailbox.
- Is it possible, with only a few minutes of exercises every day, to enlarge the natural size of my penis?.
- Is Monica and her friends really naked, only waiting for me to join them? (only 29,00).
- Will, as claimed, investing in african real estate be ”the smartest deal i’ll ever make”?.
Do important stuff to improve your life quality.
- See your family and friends, and gently let them know that the WoW beta is more important than they are. Also remind them that they may never see you again if you get in the beta.
- Buy the ”Grand Theft Anal” dvd you’ve been wanting for a while.
- Write lame news updates on the internet.
Oh well, do as you please.