Funniest moments in Planetside

[Eyepatch]

Post your funniest memories of things that have happened in PS. This should be fun.


There's two off the top of my head that I can remember being absolutely hilarious.


The first memory was when a bunch of us DB were at Bastet on Solsar dueling and fucking around. Detodos comes around the corner with a reaver and tries to reaver spam us. He gets about 12 rockets off on us (about 2 of the rockets actually hit us) and he afterburned right into the catwalk. His wing caught on the airpad and he exploded. I seriously had urine shoot out my peehole I was laughing so hard.


The second memory I have was when I was playing VS with AC. Trevin, QueenAmidala and one other AC was there (can't remember who). It was back in December. We were all at a VS zerged TR base. VS clearly had control of the base with the tubes down, TR were pretty much gone from the continent. We started spamming "Attack their Generator!" and so we went down there shooting the gen with Beamers in AP mode. We all got TKed about 5 times each in a matter of a couple minutes. My VS was and still is adv med so I was reviving everyone after they were TKed. Cont alls started pouring in telling everyone to TK us and there was literally about 30 people in the gen room defending it from US (their own empire). We were in there with them as QueenAmidala surges in with a decimator and gets 3 shots off into the gen before they TK her. The gen goes down and about 25 fucking VS exploded inside the gen room. We were all laughing so hard on Ventrilo, definitely one of the classic moments in PS for me.


I know there's at least 20 hilarious occasions Exxodus and I have had together that I'll remember, later. Exxodus and I always seem to find some of the funniest shit when we're out fucking around together. Such as the three consecutive encounters we had with Raindog66 where he did nothing but shoot jammers at our feet and then sent us hate tells making sure we knew that "cum caked aids whore jammers knock out our cheating warping surge motherfucker."

[Exodus]

Theres a lot of funny shit that's happened in PS, but the only one that coems to mind for me right now is my AMS incident on markov(VSLawnCare). I remember a cr5 doing a continental broadcast about a congo line at a base so I thought i'd go check it out. Amerish was zerged to hell, no TR to mow, NOBODY could've resisted mowing these perfectly lined up guys

[Rabdallas]

I am not playing long enough to have a lot of fun moments but Liberator night was a blast.

gr,
Rab

[Eyepatch]

Theres a lot of funny shit that's happened in PS, but the only one that coems to mind for me right now is my AMS incident on markov(VSLawnCare). I remember a cr5 doing a continental broadcast about a congo line at a base so I thought i'd go check it out. Amerish was zerged to hell, no TR to mow, NOBODY could've resisted mowing these perfectly lined up guys


That screenshot was hilarious, too. I remember when you and I rolled around in a mag for a couple days straight on Markov as VS. VSLawnCareService and VSGardeningHoe on the killspam, that was pretty funny.

[Sieges]

Well one that comes to mind is when me and Agent were shooting down this lodestar... and the lodestar is in mid air still and he tries to mow me in the air while im in my mosquito and misses me, then precedes to crash into a tree and blow up..

The most recent one is when Exxodus picked up a galaxy and we spammed "We need Passengers!" We got about 4-5 extra people in the galaxy.. We take off and Exxodus says something like, "we are attacking from a tactical angle." Then I went onto saying something like this is a dangerous mission and most of you will die but this will all be worth it!" So we get over some water and Exxodus starts ejecting the other people from the galaxy in the middle of the fricking ocean rofl. We started cracking up but the best part was when this guy named Bulvor starts sending us tells saying he reported us for TKing. He kept saying how lame we are and how he was just gonna let sony sort us out because we are "punks." We basically responded to as saying it was a special water assault misson.

[Eyepatch]

Well one that comes to mind is when me and Agent were shooting down this lodestar... and the lodestar is in mid air still and he tries to mow me in the air while im in my mosquito and misses me, then precedes to crash into a tree and blow up..

The most recent one is when Exxodus picked up a galaxy and we spammed "We need Passengers!" We got about 4-5 extra people in the galaxy.. We take off and Exxodus says something like, "we are attacking from a tactical angle." Then I went onto saying something like this is a dangerous mission and most of you will die but this will all be worth it!" So we get over some water and Exxodus starts ejecting the other people from the galaxy in the middle of the fricking ocean rofl. We started cracking up but the best part was when this guy named Bulvor starts sending us tells saying he reported us for TKing. He kept saying how lame we are and how he was just gonna let sony sort us out because we are "punks." We basically responded to as saying it was a special water assault misson.


Haha, I remember the Lodestar, that was awesome.

And ROFL.

[801]

my favorite ( that's "favourite" for you non-yankees) time was last summer when i first started playing and u used to get serious grief for doing things.

there was a pretty big mess of people but somehow i was alone when i approached this short bridge. I was about to cross the bridge and saw a red guy run under the bridge on the other side.

I jumped off the bridge and launched 6 shots from the rocket rifle towards the underneath of the other side of the bridge.

Somehow i managed to blow up a friendly ams and kill at least a dozen nc with the resulting explosion. That gave me like 500+ grief points or something ridiculous i had to laugh at the total number of grief.

After that i turned up my clipping plane a drop ;p

[Exodus]

hahaahah

[Azriel]

That time i bailed out of my skeeter over a tower only to have it land on top of me killing me for a botched tower drop.....remember to keep the aircraft moving when you do drops dont hover it will get you killed everytime :p

[Slampig]

My funniest moment was way back just after I had joined DB in PS, cant recall all the cats on the run but my bitch Pizz went afk to take a dump, knew that cause the rat bastard will talk yer ear off while he shits...anyway, he was crouched in a corner of a base we were cappin and I smoked im Jackhammer style....he got back to his machine as was like "HUH!?!?"

Anyhoo, for my 2 cents that was a guudun!


Now get wit da fistin!

[Sieges]

Oh yea heres one Bearchest will like. Dhabu is flying his galaxy over a tower... Dhabu comes to a complete stop and we all bail. Bearchest misses the tower rofl. So we do the same thing again a few minutes later and he misses it again.

[Dynamic]

Oh yea heres one Bearchest will like. Dhabu is flying his galaxy over a tower... Dhabu comes to a complete stop and we all bail. Bearchest misses the tower rofl. So we do the same thing again a few minutes later and he misses it again.

first of all i was drunk asshole, and second stfu.

flying galaxys low around bases can be funny if u catch a catwalk right.

[Eyepatch]

first of all i was drunk asshole, and second stfu.

flying galaxys low around bases can be funny if u catch a catwalk right.


I remember when you failed 4 times to crash your galaxy into a catwalk. You just bounced off. Have you ever not been a failure?

[Sieges]

lol sorry man I wont bring it up ever again

[Eyepatch]

lol sorry man I wont bring it up ever again


Don't apologize to that little bitch BearChest.

[Lesa]

Bearchest,

Don't be rude to Sieges or the knife will have to come out ! :)

[pizzr]

Best moment is when i started the Deth Bus. I got sick and tired of getting mowwed by magriders so i decided to take a Sunderer out and just mow the fuck out of people. Once instance came from a person named Jinx and he or she wouldnt let up because i just kept mowwing people over and getting another bus over and over. too bad they nerfed it :(

Deth Bus 4 ever.

[Exodus]

lol, how could I forget the infamous deth bus.

[Dynamic]

Bearchest,

Don't be rude to Sieges or the knife will have to come out ! :)

ok, but hes still a little homo.

[Sieges]

ok, but hes still a little homo.

Negative Soldier