Your Suggestions Needed!

[Phisha]

Today I learned my parents are drained from my UBER X-mas list so I cannot play this game any longer, if you have ANY suggestions as to something extremely funny that you've always wanted to do to the GMs for payback and whatnot LET ME KNOW! Also if you would like I could do something like "/petition "youre all gay fuckers, love [some random dude who wants his name here]"

Thanks guys, was fun playin with ya'll but this time I'm out for GOOD!


I forgot, I'm giving all my gear away for free too, whoever comes up with the funniest way to get me banned wins :

1 Slime Coated Harpoon
2 +7 MR bracers
1 Pair of Rygorr Leggings
1 Knobbed Warclub
1 Wu's Fighting Pants
1 Bloodstained Tunic
1 That red robe that is int wearable that has +5 mr and +5 int and like +20 mana, I forgot it's name
1 Hollowed Bone Bracers
1 Ulthork Gloves
1 Cloak of the Icebear
1 Moonstone Ring
2 +5 fire resistance earrings
1 Small Scarab Breastplate
AND
On The Nameless Server a ranger with gear that when EQ first came out would be like the gear Legion of Legends wears, (moonstone ring, SSoY, blackened alloy,etc.)

So get to thinkin!

[Darwoth]

bind at the sebilis bubble and train the shit out of every corner of the zone while spamming a hotkey that says "lolz0r" when pushed.

[Utan the Fool]

hmm lets see
do /w gm all
gotta do it a couple times to see if any are hiding =P
then if when u find some get a wiz or druid and go to each zone and cuss em out.
and some people on the way there u can cuss them out too.
lets see u can admit to a gm that u share your accnt info too
and talk back to the gm and gate out when he summons u
hmm i guess thats all i know

[Konstance]

yea I got it, get one of those simply gay as shit Enc spam sticks and go to GM Jail, never been there? Trust me you'll understand what I mean when you get summoned for sending a personal message to a GM and asking him if it's normal to have pimples on your asshole. Once your there if your a porting class port out while he's talking to you, that always gets a laugh, or if you have a very annoying lag stick spam the shit out of him until you get kicked from the server, or keep trading him shit, anything to annoy the hell out of him give him the rude sign and make EMotes that say your tossing his salad and shit, and take screenshots cus that's gonna be something everyone wants to see. Or better yet give me your account info and I'll give everyone a laugh, god I fucking hate EQ GM's, buncha flamin 'mo's

[Guznuk]

How about you give me the stuff I gave you? :-p

[Daero]

When I was in GM jail on Enfuego (LONG time ago) I got in trouble for casting sentinal when there was like 8 people in the room. I cast it 4 times before they made me go LD =/ Didn't get banned or warned though, sigh.

Daero

[Tassail]

Guz, he gave me a Blood Stained Tunic, Cloak of the Ice Bear, and Blackened Alloy Coif (or whatever it's called), all of which he said should be delivered to you.

Come to FP this weekend and I'll hand it over, if you want.

[Danubi]

remember when stofferr gave you 2 weapons?? i do, in return u should give him your DAoC beta account, u did but u changed pw, so he coundnt play. shame on you :D

so all im asking is my 2 weapons back kthx

[Jotok]

Nothing pisses ppl off more then a train in OS.

[Bamkrak]

The lag stick is a good one

MWHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

[Phisha]

I was level 18 I can't go to OS or any high level place really :( plus I didn't have kunark on the acct.

[Salorf]

like I said...Peace RZ. When this acct gets banned, none of you will ever see me in EQ again

[Noobe]

just give the acct to me, i'll eventually get banned like usual

while i was in the gm jail on noobe i was all trying to bail out of getting banned i was like "dude but im transfering items for my friend give me time to go give them to him!" (i was going to make a anew account anyways, i had 2 cd keys. was gonna get my shit to uuare/jacasta heh) and when he finally said "we can't let you do that" i started spamming shit like "I WILL PILLAGE YOUR LANDS AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN" and other random really obscure vulgure shit

then i got disconnected :/

[Suffwin]

Get a bunch of friends( if their willing) and find out all the GM guy names on RZ, then remake them with like an x or some way that people can know your name is like the GM's, then have all your friends do it so your all GM's names, and have like a gay orgy in every zone.

[Vallidus]

dibs on Viikx!

[Meter]

Get a mage to make Modulation Rods and give them to noobs in gfay. That always made me laugh =).

[Salorf]

Rofl

[Meat]

Randomly kill people for no reason and take their stuff...

no wait...

[Suffwin]

yea but meter i dont think that can get you banned.