Vallidus
11-26-2001, 09:06 PM
> >Memo to: Cavemates
> >From: Osama
> >Regarding: The Cave
>
> Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come
> together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up
> the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that
> says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we
> are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And
> frankly I have a few concerns.
>
> First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles,
> we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey,
> you don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the
> cave daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.
>
> Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm
> trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means
> that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the
> background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.
>
> Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're
> not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think
> hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.
>
> Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote
> "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its
> were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
>
> Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise
> trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
> them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and
> Richard.
>
> Love you lots.
>
> Osama
>
(got this emailed to me, thought it was kinda funny :D
> >From: Osama
> >Regarding: The Cave
>
> Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come
> together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up
> the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that
> says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we
> are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And
> frankly I have a few concerns.
>
> First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles,
> we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey,
> you don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the
> cave daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.
>
> Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm
> trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means
> that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the
> background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.
>
> Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're
> not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think
> hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.
>
> Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote
> "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its
> were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
>
> Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise
> trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
> them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and
> Richard.
>
> Love you lots.
>
> Osama
>
(got this emailed to me, thought it was kinda funny :D