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zdlr
08-27-2004, 03:11 AM
Celestia gets bored. A lot. and quite easily I might add, and theres only so much charm and wit I can throw her way, especially now that I have to share it with Aava as well, they need equal loving.

Oh. and Snakkpack.

Anyhow, this thread is for random things to keep Celestia entertained, I'll begin.

Coca-Cola was invented in Columbus, Georgia by John S. Pemberton, originally as a cocawine called Pemberton's French Wine Coca. It was initially sold as a patent medicine for five cents a glass at soda fountains, which were popular in America at the time thanks to a belief that carbonated water was good for the health. It was relaunched as a soft drink to counter Prohibition. The first sales were made at Jacob's Pharmacy in Atlanta, Georgia, on May 8, 1886, and for the first eight months only thirteen drinks were sold each day. Pemberton then ran the first advertisement for the beverage on May 29 of the same year in the Atlanta Journal. Asa Griggs Candler bought out Pemberton and his partners in 1887 for a reported $2,300. He then began aggressively marketing the product — the efficacy of this concerted advertising campaign would not be realized until much later: by the time of its 50th anniversary, the drink had reached the status of a national symbol.
Specially designed Christmas labels featuring Santa Claus give a seasonal twist to these Coca-Cola bottles. The characteristic shape of the bottles is trademarked.
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Specially designed Christmas labels featuring Santa Claus give a seasonal twist to these Coca-Cola bottles. The characteristic shape of the bottles is trademarked.
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Coke takes over

In the 1930s, Robert Woodruff became President of the Coca-Cola Company, presiding over the drink and its destiny till his death in 1985. Although he eventually stepped down from his post due to stress, he retained control over the company despite holding positions with an ostensibly low profile. His fanatical devotion to Coke was widely reported, and even in his old age, whenever he stopped by a Coke vendor, he would count how many bottles in the trash belonged to Coca-Cola. This almost devout dedication to the product spilled over to other executives in the company. In recent years, Rick Bronson, a truck driver for Coca-Cola, was fired for drinking a Pepsi (some allege it was actually over his involvement with unions). He was reinstated after a high-profile protest.

Coca-Cola was sold in bottles for the first time on March 12, 1894 and cans of Coke first appeared in 1955. Asa Candler was tentative about bottling the drink, but the two entrepreneurs who proposed the idea were so persuasive that Candler signed a contract giving them control of the procedure. However, the loosely-termed contract proved to be problematic for the company for decades to come. Legal matters were not helped by the decision of the bottlers to subcontract to other companies — in effect, becoming parent bottlers.
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Coca-Cola and World War II

Coca-Cola had a controversial relationship with Nazism before and during World War II. The company adopted an apparent policy of ignoring the Nazis' practice of eugenics and exterminating Jews. Indeed, several of Coke's top executives in Germany were prominent Nazi members. When the United States entered World War II, Coke began to represent itself as a patriotic drink by providing free drinks for American soldiers. The American Army permitted Coca-Cola employees to enter the frontlines as "Technical Officers" when in reality they rarely if ever came close to a real battle. Instead, they operated Coke's system of providing refreshments for soldiers, who welcomed the beverage as a reminder of home. As the Allies advanced, so did Coke, which took advantage of the situation by establishing new franchises in the newly occupied countries. The popularity of the drink exploded in the wake of World War II as American soldiers returned home, more grateful than ever to partake of a beverage that had become synonymous with the American way of life.
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New Coke to the present
New Coke stirred up a controversy when it replaced the original Coca-Cola in 1985. Coca-Cola Classic was reinstated within a few months of New Coke's introduction into the market.
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New Coke stirred up a controversy when it replaced the original Coca-Cola in 1985. Coca-Cola Classic was reinstated within a few months of New Coke's introduction into the market.

In 1985, Coca-Cola, amid much publicity, attempted to change the formula of the drink. Some authorities believe that New Coke, as the reformulated drink was called, was invented specifically to respond to its commercial competitor, Pepsi. Blind taste tests indicated that most consumers preferred the taste of Pepsi (which has more lemon oil, less orange oil, and uses vanillin rather than vanilla) to Coke. New Coke was reformulated in a way that emulated Pepsi. Followup taste tests revealed that most consumers preferred the taste of New Coke to both Coke and Pepsi. The reformulation was led by the then-President of the company, Roberto Goizueta, and the CEO Don Keough.

It is unclear what part Woodruff played in the reformulation. Goizueta claims that Woodruff endorsed it a few months before his death in 1985; others have pointed out that, as the two men were alone when the matter was discussed, Goizueta might have misinterpreted the wishes of the dying Woodruff, who could speak only in monosyllables. It has also been alleged that Woodruff might not have been able to understand what Goizueta was telling him.

The commercial failure of New Coke therefore came as a grievous blow to the management of the Coca-Cola Corporation. It is possible that customers would not have noticed the change if it had been made secretly or gradually, and thus brand loyalty could have been maintained. Coca-Cola management was unprepared, however, for the nostalgic sentiments the drink aroused in the American public; some compared changing the Coke formula to rewriting the American Constitution.

The new Coca-Cola formula subsequently caused a public backlash. Gay Mullins, from Seattle, Washington, USA, founded the Old Coke Drinkers of America organisation, which attempted to sue the company, and lobbied for the formula of Old Coke to be released into the public domain. This and other protests caused the company to return to the old formula under the name Coca-Cola Classic on July 10, 1985. The company was later accused of performing this volte-face as an elaborate ruse to introduce a new product while reviving interest in the original. The company president responded to the accusation by declaring: "We are not that stupid, or that smart."

Meanwhile, the market share for New Coke had dwindled to only 3% by 1986. The company renamed the product "Coke II" in 1990, but sales falloff caused a severe cutback in distribution. By 1998, it was sold in only a few places in the midwestern U.S.

As of July 2004, the CEO of the Coca-Cola Company is Douglas Daft. The company is listed on the New York Stock Exchange under the ticker symbol KO.

and heres a huge picture, I have lots of huge pictures so I will take requests

http://img9.paintedover.com/uploads/9/aere1.jpg

Celestia
08-27-2004, 03:32 AM
:(
wow - so mean.
lmao

Stoffer
08-27-2004, 04:12 AM
My fingers smell like poon.

Stoffer
08-27-2004, 04:38 AM
Celestia has a boat.

Stoffer
08-27-2004, 04:40 AM
I am a fountain of awesomeness.

Celestia
08-27-2004, 04:45 AM
LMAO!
I have to say that the random lines that stoffer posted held my attention longer then that really long random post. :p

Stoffer
08-27-2004, 04:46 AM
I'm really random this morning. And i'd like a dürum.

Stoffer
08-27-2004, 05:37 AM
No one makes me bleed my own blood!

Haanibal
08-27-2004, 06:44 AM
I like Hamsteaks.

Celestia
08-27-2004, 06:45 AM
"...Let me introduce the winning team Blaze, Lazer, Blazer, and Michelle!"

awesome movie :D

Stoffer
08-27-2004, 06:47 AM
You had me at introduce.

Stoffer
08-27-2004, 07:26 AM
so little love for me a luke =(

SnakkpackJihads
08-27-2004, 03:14 PM
dude, im totally, gunna make more pictures of the koala dog in different positions/places round the world,
However now i issue a challenge,
THE KOALA DOG CHALLENGE
The challenge consists of who can make the uberest koala dog, you may not use other pictures in the koaladog, except as textures and background. Whoever has the bestest koala dog will win 10 Snakkpack points, points may be turned in at any time to give me ten dollars.

Stoffer
08-27-2004, 03:18 PM
I Will Win This Contest:

Vallidus
08-27-2004, 03:38 PM
could someone plz link to a pic of an unadulterated koala dog plz

p.s. this contest is mine, my 10 dollars is as good as yours!!

Wait a second.....

*boggle*

Stoffer
08-27-2004, 04:15 PM
THE KOALA BEAR IS REALLY PIKACHU IN DISGUISE!

http://www.darkenbane.com/image/54349.jpg

Arnald
08-27-2004, 04:23 PM
zdlr will win the contest...i'll bet 10 paypal bucks on it

SnakkpackJihads
08-27-2004, 05:01 PM
http://www.darkenbane.com/image/54350.jpg

Celestia
08-28-2004, 06:20 AM
Super Koala Dog - omg saving the day :D
http://www.darkenbane.com/image/54351.jpg

SnakkpackJihads
08-28-2004, 04:35 PM
FIRST, IS MAGNUM PI KOALA DOG http://www.darkenbane.com/image/54352.jpg

SECOND ITS
THE TARESLAEYN MUSHROOMHEAD KOALA DOG!
http://www.darkenbane.com/image/54353.jpg