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Stoffer
08-28-2004, 09:37 AM
What i’ll be doing this week.

Every year, around 50 to 60 guides are selected at the business school, and they are responsible for the around 500 to 600 new students. Obviously, i’m one of those guides, and next week the new students start.

Basically, the business school has a philosophy that dropout rates depend more on social problems than academic problems. That’s where myself and about 50 others come in. Every year, we get around 150.000$ to spend on the new kids, and make sure that they bond. It’s my first time as guide there because I was a ”freshman” last year, and I though i’d share what we have planned this week.

Monday:
8am till 3pm.
You and 2 other guides recieve ”your class” and you basically do team building exercises and other things to make everyone get to know eachother.

3pm till ?
Educational day ends. All guides bring their classes to the bar and the guides entertain and everyone gets shitfaced.

Tuesday:
8am till 3pm
Academic introduction, tour of school and other stuff, done by the guides.

3pm till 5pm
Everyone meets in the bar, guides tell classes where they will be going on the ”introduction trip” the following day. People start drinking and go home to get ready for the evening.

7pm till ?

Each class goes to someones private place to drink (in my case it will be me and dans apartment). Usually stay till around 10, when everyone meets down at the docks. There, boats will be waiting to take us a pier where we have rented this big club. Club closes at 5am.

Wednesday:

9am till 11 am

Everyone meets at the business school with their bags packed. Busses are waiting to pick everyone up, and we usually go 2 or 3 classes at a time. We have rented camp sites around denmark, and it’s basically to get the kinds closer together without any distractions. Last year my class went with 2 other classes, and we were roughly 70 to 80 people out in the middle of nowhere. Basically you throw a big party.

The day is spent on activities and there is usually some costume eventduring the evening.

Thursday:

Guides give academic information and serious stuff goes on for a few hours. Usually the guides and students are drunk, so no one really remembers what’s going on. More activities and entertainment and more costume shit and drinking.

Friday:

Busses are back at the business school by 3, and everyone goes home to rest a few hours.
Everyone meets during the evening and go to another club we have rented.

Saturday:

The day of the ”start of the semester party”, which is a party at the business school that marks the new year. Only new students and guides are invited.

Sunday:

I plan to nurse my hangover.
Basically this goes on for another week or two, just not organized by the school but by the students themselves, and the first few weeks of school are really really cool.

Won’t be around much next week, and I thought i’d tell you why.

Vallidus
08-28-2004, 12:35 PM
Monday:smoke pot and jerk off

Tuesday:smoke pot and jerk off

Wednesday: smoke pot and jerk off

Thursday:smoke pot and jerk off

Friday:smoke pot and jerk off

Saturday:smoke pot and jerk off

sunday:watch football while smoking pot, jerk off whenever cheerleaders come on screen Tivo>you

Danubi
08-28-2004, 04:47 PM
Monday:smoke pot and jerk off

Tuesday:smoke pot and jerk off

Wednesday: smoke pot and jerk off

Thursday:smoke pot and jerk off

Friday:smoke pot and jerk off

Saturday:smoke pot and jerk off

sunday:watch football while smoking pot, jerk off whenever cheerleaders come on screen Tivo>you

thats sad :\

Stoffer
08-28-2004, 06:37 PM
thats sad :\


Really.

Exodus
08-28-2004, 06:39 PM
Monday:smoke pot and jerk off

Tuesday:smoke pot and jerk off

Wednesday: smoke pot and jerk off

Thursday:smoke pot and jerk off

Friday:smoke pot and jerk off

Saturday:smoke pot and jerk off

sunday:watch football while smoking pot, jerk off whenever cheerleaders come on screen Tivo>you

for the win

Vallidus
08-28-2004, 08:13 PM
no sir, Megadeth icon for the win

Exodus
08-28-2004, 09:55 PM
http://www.mindspring.com/~sk8mtb/megadeth.jpg

for the win

Vallidus
08-29-2004, 11:34 AM
when i was in High School I went to see megadeth and suicidal Tendencies together. Also happened to be the first night I ever smoked outta a 3ft graphix too :P

I remember just floating around the mosh pit looking at all the purdy lights :D

Scorpion
08-29-2004, 12:51 PM
i just started college, it rules.

`Scorpion

SnakkpackJihads
08-29-2004, 01:09 PM
Monday:smoke pot and jerk off

Tuesday:smoke pot and jerk off

Wednesday: smoke pot and jerk off

Thursday:smoke pot and jerk off

Friday:smoke pot and jerk off

Saturday:smoke pot and jerk off

sunday:watch football while smoking pot, jerk off whenever cheerleaders come on screen Tivo>you
dude, you know, You're sitting on a gold mine, you could start donating and make a FORTUNE :D

Vallidus
08-29-2004, 01:21 PM
oooh

paid to play, nice

SnakkpackJihads
08-29-2004, 07:29 PM
i want to go to a sperm donation area and go in with a bucket full of fake jizz, and just put it on the counter and say "Here you go, took me about a week, don't worry its still good"

zdlr
08-29-2004, 08:35 PM
i want to go to a sperm donation area and go in with a bucket full of fake jizz, and just put it on the counter and say "Here you go, took me about a week, don't worry its still good"

FAKE SEMEN

250ml of water + 2 flat tablespoons of plain flour

Pour about 250ml (or one and a half mugs) of cold water into a saucepan and add two flat tablespoons of flour. Once you get used to it, it's arguably easier to sort out your quantities of flour and water by eye.

Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps whatsoever - I find it best to use your hands for this. When you've finished, it should look like you have a saucepan full of milk. If it doesn't you've either got too much or too little flour.

Bring to the boil, and then simmer over a high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You'll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly.

Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.

It lasts about three days without refrigeration ? its edible of course.

Stoffer
08-30-2004, 01:21 AM
It disturbs me that you know how to make fake semen.

Torian
08-30-2004, 01:45 AM
Hmm WoW Cooking Recipe, works best for female Chars

Tareslaeyn
08-31-2004, 02:43 AM
http://www.mindspring.com/~sk8mtb/megadeth.jpg

for the win

Nah the uniform he's wearing definately isn't for the win.

Tareslaeyn
08-31-2004, 02:45 AM
FAKE SEMEN

250ml of water + 2 flat tablespoons of plain flour

Pour about 250ml (or one and a half mugs) of cold water into a saucepan and add two flat tablespoons of flour. Once you get used to it, it's arguably easier to sort out your quantities of flour and water by eye.

Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps whatsoever - I find it best to use your hands for this. When you've finished, it should look like you have a saucepan full of milk. If it doesn't you've either got too much or too little flour.

Bring to the boil, and then simmer over a high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You'll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly.

Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.

It lasts about three days without refrigeration ? its edible of course.

Hey ZDLR I think you should rid that chic,she looks like a cheap ass Russian mail order bride slut.

Tareslaeyn
08-31-2004, 02:48 AM
when i was in High School I went to see megadeth and suicidal Tendencies together. Also happened to be the first night I ever smoked outta a 3ft graphix too :P

I remember just floating around the mosh pit looking at all the purdy lights :D

ST rocked at the time :P

Detodos
08-31-2004, 03:46 AM
i just started college, it rules.

`Scorpion


Yes my Arabian friend - college is awesome.