How Sad

[AshlainRZ]

I stopped coming here what, 6 months ago? And people like Scurry and Salorf are still talking about me? Talk about infatuated. For the others that post here, this is Ashlain, anyone else is Scurry trying to impersonate me to make stupid posts.

I'm not sure what his point is, but I'm not here for flaming wars with kids anymore. I won't post as anyone else. Feel free to send me a tell in game.

[Scurry]

Hey Asslame, I have no need or desire to impersonate you. Add your last post to the list of assinine posts that you have spattered this site and rz.net with over the months.

I have enough fun lambasting you under this name without having to pretend to be you (God forbid) to make fun of you.

Find another scapegoat, joker.

[Stoffer]

Omg imagine Saraself comming back to post /sigh
/pat on back for getting rid of her.

[Danubi]

lol, ill give her a tell and make her come post a msg :O

I was playing dan, and zoned into kith, she was doing her epic. i sat down to med up after killing some druid, and she gives me a tell, Dont you dare fucking this up for me now. I was kinda sad, im not that bad a person ;o

[Scurry]

You should have fucked it up.

[Salorf]

Thought you would never come back? Queer.

Your IP address is the same as his, so dont play stupid, and stop emailing me. Unlike you, I do have a life, and I dont really like getting emails from people like you telling me to die, hope i od, etc... If you email me again I will report you to AOL for harassment.
Now, Steve, maybe you should go out and look for some friends, but by now, everyone in your school probably considers you the scum of the school and about 3 people talk to you because they feel bad. If you have nothing better to do than email kids like me, telling me to die, then you have some serious issues dude.

[Salorf]

And no, no one pretending to be u is anyone besides yourself. I, in all honesty, know that Scurry isnt some gay ass little kid like you who has so much time in the world he has to pretend to be people he doesnt even know on a message board. You just wanna try and be funny like Caladien tried, and that won't happen. Now, go on, dirty boy, go on and find some friends.

[AshlainRZ]

Originally posted by Salorf
[B]Thought you would never come back? Queer.


Don't know why you thought that, I never said I wouldn't come back. Fried minds think in mysterious ways I guess. And I don't plan to be here often. However, when I get tells from people about posts I supposedly made on the DB board, it made me check it out.

I, in all honesty, know that Scurry isnt some gay ass little kid like you who has so much time in the world he has to pretend to be people he doesnt even know on a message board.
No, you dont' know that. That's why it's so easy to argue with you. Your mind isn't developed enough to reason with adults. That's why you're still in high school and I have a degree.

Your IP address is the same as his, so dont play stupid,

It is? What's the IP address? Post it here. I'm at work, posting from AOL. Someone please explain to this kid how many subscribers AOL has. And I highly doubt given the amount of subscribers AOL has, that we're coincidentally using the same IP address.

and stop emailing me. Unlike you, I do have a life, and I dont really like getting emails from people like you telling me to die, hope i od, etc... If you email me again I will report you to AOL for harassment. If you have nothing better to do than email kids like me, telling me to die, then you have some serious issues dude.

haha, I've got to respond to this part. Nothing better to do? I'm sure sitting in a rehab clinic banging your head against the wall because you're on so many anti-depressants is much more productive. See, the thing is, I'm responding with truths instead of saying "you're a little kid with no friends." That's the difference between the adult mind and the half-baked 14 year old mind. We know that you've been in rehab because you can't handle your life. BTW, I like the part where you cry and throw out that AOL threat. That's some pretty serious shit dude. Report whoever the fuck you want to AOL. A. The service is filled with pedophiles and kids like you, they could care less. B. I don't use AOL as my main ISP so don't care what they do. C. I've never sent you an email, so don't flatter yourself.

And please, try to find someone else to get a hardon over. This has been going on for like a year now and is pretty pathetic when 6 months after I stop replying you guys have nothing better to do than try to make phony messages from me because you miss my company on the board.

There ya go, that's two messages in 6 months. Start stroking away.
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P.S. Salorf, please die and OD. Report away.

[soupypoopy]

"I'm at work, posting from AOL"


rofl ur werk uses aol!

[Salorf]

Originally posted by AshlainRZ


haha, I've got to respond to this part. Nothing better to do? I'm sure sitting in a rehab clinic banging your head against the wall because you're on so many anti-depressants is much more productive. See, the thing is, I'm responding with truths instead of saying "you're a little kid with no friends." That's the difference between the adult mind and the half-baked 14 year old mind. We know that you've been in rehab because you can't handle your life.

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P.S. Salorf, please die and OD. Report away.

I can handle my life very well. In fact I've been clean and sober for a while now without rehab. In fact, the only time i was in rehab was for one day about 8 months ago. And, maybe I do got a prollem, but it dont bother me. See, the only reason Im clean right now is to save up 350 for a 3 week party for Spring Break. I'm sorry you never had an opportunity to actually go to a party let alone people actually liking you. Also, you mentioned you were at work posting from AOL...where the hell do you work, Irvington?
I log on for the first time in months last nite and thought I'd pay you a visit, so I do a /who all 'elven cru' and what do i see?:
59 Evoker <Elven Crusaders> Ashlain
Now son it seems like you got a real life bro, playin EQ all day every day. Now u wanna talk shit to me, ill fuck u up real good son and i aint playin. People like you talkin shit over the comp but your just a nerd who weighs 120 pounds who aint do shit in RL and your nothin but everyones fuckin bitch. Now me, and I'll post a pic from spring bake in a few weeks, on the other hand, I have a life, I have friends, and I would beat the living shit out of you if I ever met you in real life. I would feel bad beating the fuck outta a computer nerd like you, but look at all this trash u made up here. An if you aint believin me, believe this bitch: Blue and White for life. Yea bitch u fucked

[Vallidus]

Hehe, couple things...

350 dollars for a 3 week party, good lord 350 bucks makes for a good night or two, 20 odd dollars a night aint a whole lot :P

and 2nd, Asslains been playing for a few years now, 59th aint really that big of a time sink if someones been playing for 3+ years (which I think Ash's been around at least that long, not sure tho....

p.s. not a diss on u Sal at all :D yer a good kid

[Busybody]

Originally posted by Salorf


I can handle my life very well. rehab was for one day about 8 months ago. And, maybe I do got a prollem, but it dont bother me. I'm sorry you never had an opportunity to actually go to a party let alone people actually liking you.

I log on for the first time in months last nite and thought I'd pay you a visit, so I do a /who all 'elven cru' and what do i see?:
59 Evoker <Elven Crusaders> Ashlain
Now son it seems like you got a real life bro, playin EQ all day every day.

Now u wanna talk shit to me, ill fuck u up real good son and i aint playin. People like you talkin shit over the comp but your just a nerd who weighs 120 pounds who aint do shit in RL and your nothin but everyones fuckin bitch. Now me, and I'll post a pic from spring bake in a few weeks, on the other hand, I have a life, I have friends, and I would beat the living shit out of you if I ever met you in real life. I would feel bad beating the fuck outta a computer nerd like you, but look at all this trash u made up here. An if you aint believin me, believe this bitch: Blue and White for life. Yea bitch u fucked

LOL I just wanted to quote what he said so everyone would read it again. Hey what's wrong with laughing twice over the same post? Boy, Ashlain must have done something HORRIBLE for you to come on a public message board and make a moron out of yourself.

And my god I love when little kids call other people son. Perhaps Ashlain just knows how to play the pve game, ever think of that "son." lol sorry I had to that's funny stuff. I'm 51, ten days played time, not even pl'ed. I wonder how much time your character on it, I'd wager a lower level has more, does that make you a 120pound computer nerd now?

Blue and white for life, Yeah bitch you fucked. What are you some sort of idiot? There is a reason most druggies like yourself are made fun of. You are idiots. Some people handle their drugs, and still run their life. Some, such as yourself, are quite obviously not able to control it, making you, (big surprise here) nothing but a permanent child. Keep making real life threats (I'll beat you up! *ho hum*) and I'll keep laughing at you. I promise! :rolleyes:

As a last note, everyone "has a life" some just do something with it besides hide from it with constant drug use. And the dirtiest, foulest, most IDIOTIC people I've met in my entire life have friends. Bravo, you sure made a fool out of him.

[AshlainRZ]

Originally posted by soupypoopy
"I'm at work, posting from AOL"


rofl ur werk uses aol!

Nah, but I don't use my work connection for non-work related stuff. So if I want to screw around I sign onto my sister's AOL account.

[AshlainRZ]

Originally posted by Salorf
[B]

I can handle my life very well. In fact I've been clean and sober for a while now without rehab. In fact, the only time i was in rehab was for one day about 8 months ago. And, maybe I do got a prollem, but it dont bother me. See, the only reason Im clean right now is to save up 350 for a 3 week party for Spring Break. I'm sorry you never had an opportunity to actually go to a party


Wow, a 3-week party that runs $350? Sounds like a fucking blast. What are you doing, staying at a friend's house a couple blocks away and snacking on pretzels all day? You're right, I never had an opportunity to have fun so cheaply. I don't go to Spring Break anymore but my last two were in Key West. $75 a person a night for the room, $50 a day for food, and about $60 a night for alcohol. Not to mention driving there and shopping. Hell, even in high school spring break was more than $120 a week.

let alone people actually liking you. Also, you mentioned


Am I talking to Insidiouz here? Lol, you're right, no one likes me and I've never been out of the house. Still liev in my basement. Make you feel better?


I log on for the first time in months last nite
Yeah, you don't have a "prollem" at all do you. Besides the fact that you're supposedly in high school and can't spell. I mean seriously man, you don't know how to fucking spell "night?" Jesus, it's not like a tough word like "your" or "there." Prime example you're a damned idiot.

let 59 Evoker <Elven Crusaders> Ashlain
Now son it seems like you got a real life bro, playin EQ all day every day.

Heheh, thing is, if I was level 30 or something, this guy would be calling me a "noob" and saying I'm a loser because I suck at EQ, like Insidiouz does. I'm beginning to think this is Insidiouz. Even more proof this guy has a hard on for me. I logged on and about 3 mins later he sends me a tell. He was probably typing "/ all Ashlain" all day. Take me off your friend's list man. That's just wierd.

let ill fuck u up real good son and i aint playin. People like you talkin shit over the comp but your just a nerd who weighs 120 pounds who aint do shit in RL and your nothin but everyones fuckin bitch.

Lol, yep, it's insidiouz. Okay man, let me know whenyou're ready and I'll give you my address. Then you can save up another $350, fly to my house, knock on the door, and kick my ass. Or better yet, get Steve Case to kick my ass. Pretty easy to make threats behind a computer when you know you'll never be called on them. I've had people who actually live a couple hours away say they will fuck me up in RL. Know how many of them have followed up on that threat? Hell, no one has ever followed up on that threat in the history of the Internet probably. It's reserved for 12 year olds who liek to talk tough. the only time they can.

Now me, and I'll post a pic from spring bake in a few weeks
No you won't. Even if you did, it wouldn't be you. Just like Insidiouz and Natallia posted fake pics.

I have a life[QUOTE]

Yeah, I wish I lived your life. "Spring Bake," lol. I bet you own a "fuckingroovin" shirt.

[QUOTE]I would beat the living shit out of you if I ever met you in real life.
Hold on a min...have to breathe, can't hold my breath any longer.
BTW, I'd beat the living shit out of Mike Tyson if I ever saw him in real life. Which one of us do you think will be able to follow up on our threat first?

BTW, you didn't post my IP. That's right, you're not meter. Nice bluff.

[AshlainRZ]

Originally posted by Busybody
[B]

LOL I just wanted to quote what he said so everyone would read it again. Hey what's wrong with laughing twice over the same post? Boy, Ashlain must have done something HORRIBLE for you to come on a public message board and make a moron out of yourself.
[QUOTE]
I, and everyone else in the zone got his account banned awhile back. Either before or right after rehab, he freaked out or something and went ape shit on chat, calling everyone every dirty word he's learned because he was mad at his dad.

[QUOTE]I'm 51, ten days played time, not even pl'ed.

Wow, impressive. What class?

Last post on this subject and probably the board. It only fuels his hyperactivity. I won't be reading your reply either Salorf. Too bad, some decent people here.

[Busybody]

I'm a warrior. Salorf apparently doesn't understand that playing smart > playing with a puffed up chest.

My god will these silly kids EVER stop the "I'll beat you up in rl crap?"

A bear would kick the crap out of me in rl, does that make it better or smarter than me? Nope.

But then, I don't expect your trio of brain cells to see the logic in that Salorf.

[AD fatlefury]

Originally posted by Busybody
I'm a warrior. Salorf apparently doesn't understand that playing smart > playing with a puffed up chest.
*puffs up chest*

My god will these silly kids EVER stop the "I'll beat you up in rl crap?"
*cracks knuckles*
A bear would kick the crap out of me in rl, does that make it better or smarter than me? Nope.
*gets scared and twirls hair*
But then, I don't expect your trio of brain cells to see the logic in that Salorf.

just wanted to use the quote feature to fit in with the crowd

[Lovaelihn]

Wow... a whole quote/response with nothing real said.

Well... guess I am in that boat, too.





oops.