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[AshlainRZ]

For Scurry to post all his screenshots of me. Since he said he had 20, I figure it would be best to have a seperate thread.

[Nexex]

Its a shame taar and i reformated our comps, cuz we for SURE had well over 15.

[Psychedelic God]

I have 4 shots of taar slain by me, and one of you nexex.
Wonder if i have one of ashlain...gotta check

[Scurry]

Cool, thanks for the space, Asslame. Check back next week, I will try and dig some out this weekend.

You have apparently spent some time worrying about this, at least enough to come back and allocate some space. That makes me happy.

[Danubi]

LOL, i like asslame ;)

[AshlainRZ]

Originally posted by Nexex
Its a shame taar and i reformated our comps, cuz we for SURE had well over 15.
Lol. Taar did maybe because I didn't want to take a faction hit in GF. You sure as hell didn't.

[AshlainRZ]

Originally posted by Scurry
Cool, thanks for the space, Asslame. Check back next week, I will try and dig some out this weekend.

You have apparently spent some time worrying about this, at least enough to come back and allocate some space. That makes me happy.
Notice he throws that "try" in their to cover himself. And I'm not worried about it, I just know you don't have anywhere near 20 screenshots of me.

[Nexex]

U know i have wasted ur n00bi3 elven crusader ass. U allways has piss stained yellow robe and all no-drop.

[Nexex]

We killed u alot at CoM, but i did hear that u keeled taar for a plat ring along time ago :p...I would allways corpse camp u..I am sowwie :/

[Busybody]

Originally posted by Nexex
U know i have wasted ur n00bi3 elven crusader ass. U allways has piss stained yellow robe and all no-drop.

How hilarious is this. Complete and petty. I ran into Ashlain the other day, and he had on some nice gear. No this wasn't in the bazaar or nexus either.

I'm just wondering a few things.

1) Why are Scurry and Nexex soooo interested in everything Ashlain does.

2) Why is it Scurry never says a thing about Nexex's posting, when he posts exactly like Darkfrost, only without the humor.

3) Heck Scurry if you have those screenshots, please post them. After seeing my friend manaburned, I love killshots of high level wizzies.
:)

[Nexex]

The reason we bring up his gear is because he acts like a bad ass, but wore nothing bu no-drop till like lvl 55...infact he still prolly has on full no-drop. He has been a pussy, and allways will be a pussy.

[Scurry]

You are correct, Ashlain and I stand fully corrected. I do not have 20 screenshots of you. After searching through a boatload of shots, the only ones I located were 3 or 4 (actually on Genrah's PC) in which Genrah landed the killing blow and some shots from Ill Omen with you shouting or ooc'ing about being PK'd by us, but no actual corpse shots from Ill Omen as I never took kill shots back in those days. I doubt that you would argue that there were a number of kills by us on you in Ill Omen in the 20's, though, but that's moot as the proof is in the pudding and in this case, the pudding does not exist. If I recall correctly, I did land the final blow the last time we saw you in range in Cobalt Scar, but that shot eludes me and I have no desire to spend any more time looking for it.

The issue here was whether I had 20 screenshots of your corpse, and I do not. You are correct. That being said, I can swallow my pride and apologize to you for misrepresenting the number of times you have died at my hands over the months.

Must have been wishful thinking.

[AshlainRZ]

Originally posted by Scurry
[QUOTE]
The issue here was whether I had 20 screenshots of your corpse, and I do not. You are correct. That being said, I can swallow my pride and apologize to you for misrepresenting the number of times you have died at my hands over the months.
[/B]
Of course I'm correct, I knew you didn't have 20 SS because you haven't killed me nearly that much, and I can't think of 1 time in the last year where you've even attacked me solo. That's why I knew you wouldn't post 2 or 3, much less 20. I don't even recall PVPing you in the last 8 months except for that time you and Genrah ran up on me in CS, in which case I had no resist gear on, no buffs except lev and shielf of magi, and the nuke I had up was pillar of lightning. Hardly a kill worth bragging about. Especially when Genrah did about 800 pts of dmg and you got one 200 dmg nuke on me. You could have been in another zone and the outcome would have been the same. Your being there made no difference at all.

As for killing me in LOIO, you were grouped with Genrah and Crassius everytime I saw you. 3 on 1 - if you're proud of that brag away. I'm sure you'd stand up well against me and 2 others by yourself. Besides, that was when I was what, 25? If you have to recall kills from that long ago, you're really stretching.

That;'s the thing about you guys. 1 kill is multipled into 5 whenever yuou tell the story.Nexex has killed me maybe 2 times, back when I'd port into GF and have ben nuked before I even had control, yet it turns into "numerous" times.

I don't care if you kill me or not. I don't care if you say I'm a shitty PVPer or that I have shitty gear. I know I have shitty gear. It doesn't bother me. I don't care if you call me a homo or say I never went to the prom, because I don't know you, and the insults mean nothing to me. I do care when people start making crap up that never happened. Genrah can brag about kill me multiple times if he wants. He has killed me solo on several occasions. You have not.

[AshlainRZ]

Originally posted by Nexex
The reason we bring up his gear is because he acts like a bad ass, but wore nothing bu no-drop till like lvl 55...infact he still prolly has on full no-drop. He has been a pussy, and allways will be a pussy.
I act like a bad ass? Lol, how so?

I don't brag, but even so, my char is a bad ass compared to your level 20/. Although since you know how to cheat randoms, you should be able to buy a PL from a level 60 and be my level in no time. Oh...that's right, you're a liar and don't know how to cheat randoms.

[Vallidus]

Rofl, i dont think Ive ever read a post by Ashlain where it sounded like he was trying to be badass.

Unless him saying, then proving, you didnt kill him so and so time is construed as back patting.

Heres a typical pthread based around Ashlain

Little_bitch_01 says " Ive killed you 30 times, you have crap gear"

Ashlain says" No you havent, and I admit I dnt have hte best gear and I dont care"

Little_bitch_01 says " I killed you here here and here, quit acting like a badass"

Ashlain says " You and your 3 girlfreiends killed me here here and here, whoop dee doo, I dont care, I could give two shits about pvp"

Little_bitch_01 says " You sux0r!"

Little_bitch_01 says " We own j00, you suck at pvp"

Ashlain sighs and leaves the boards for a few months, preferring to cease te futile banging of head against the wall

Why dont u little bitches just give up with the incessant berating of everyone you can possibly slander, its not Ashlains and co.'s fault you guys dont have anything better to do then bitch, whine and moan all the while trying to make give more then half a shit about anything you have to say... well, outside your circle of friends...

Well triangle of friends is more like it, be hard pressed to believe y'all have even more then 2...

[Nexex]

How can u talk about someone if they have friends or not..Its just a message board u dont know if someones got 2 friends or 3. ;)

[Scurry]

Hey Vallidus, aren't you pissing and moaning about people pissing and moaning? Is there a conflict of interest there? Did you ever think that, to some people, your "defender of righteousness" attitude is as pathetic sounding as theirs may be to you? Every time you speak, you remind me of some bowl-cut Sir Lancelot trying to steer the world in the direction of "the better good". Get off your pedestal, dude.

Ashlain, I was well aware that I didn't have 20 SS's, either. I was pretty confident that I had 4-5; however, but it turned out that those kills were finished by Genrah. I was more than happy to take part in them; however. And to this point "Besides, that was when I was what, 25? If you have to recall kills from that long ago, you're really stretching."..........considering those were the levels that we were in range for the majority of the time we have both played this game, it seems to make sense to use them as a point of reference. Not sure if you have tried, but it's a bit hard to attack someone who is red or green to you. If you have a secret, we would all like to hear it, I'm sure.

And to this point................

"because I don't know you, and the insults mean nothing to me."

They apparently mean enough for you to come and vigorously defend yourself. Were you indifferent to our insults, I would imagine that you would not see fit to expend the energy to reply. Of course they mean something. They piss you off and burrow under your skin until you muster yourself to formulate some cleansing response. That's the point of these posts, not PvP, not gear or anything of the nature, but pure and simple, to rile you up for our amusement. The insults apparently mean so little that you came back to this board after declaring yourself gone to defend yourself. Thanks for the amusement, Ashlain.

And finally............

"I do care when people start making crap up that never happened. Genrah can brag about kill me multiple times if he wants. He has killed me solo on several occasions. You have not."

As a matter of fact, I have killed you solo before at least once. At the waterfall to Thurgadin, you got dropped. I killed you and the guards aggroed on me and I zoned. When I zoned through, I was dead at my bind spot. Guards had killed me after I zoned. I ported back to GD and heard you asking "Who killed Scurry?", as you were retrieving your corpse. Muldurath came and gave me a GM rez due to the bug. And I killed you outside the bank with my Enchanter in Kelethin when you were in your low 50's. You were blind and getting healed by some OOR druid, but still died. You had/have no idea who I was and laughed about it after the fact.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[AshlainRZ]

"Ashlain, I was well aware that I didn't have 20 SS's, either."

Then why did you say you had 20 screenshots? Lol. Hell, you don't have anywhere close to that number. You can't even post 1 solo kill shot. All you have are 3 or 4 kills by Genrah where you tagged along.

"I was pretty confident that I had 4-5"

Ah, so you just lied and said 20 to make yourself look better. I wonder what else you're lying about.

"considering those were the levels that we were in range for the majority of the time we have both played this game, it seems to make sense to use them as a point of reference."

Point of reference? the only reference. Like I said, I don't remember being killed by you in a year, and I don't really care what happened over a year ago. Hell, I got my ass ripped up by Guznuk when I was level 8 in EC. You don't see him bringing that shit up.

"Not sure if you have tried, but it's a bit hard to attack someone who is red or green to you."

And we've been oor of each other for a LONG time now, so what exactly are you talking shit about?

"They apparently mean enough for you to come and vigorously defend yourself."

Wrong. I'm not defending myself from your insults. Had you made a post that said "Ashlain likes to suck boy cock" or somesuch like you did on the RZ.net forum, I wouldn't have replied. Use whatever RL insults or namecalling you want, I don't care. I'm "defnding" your accusation that you killed me 20 times and that I don't wear gear, of which Linguica can testify to the latter since he almost got me tonight.

"They piss you off and burrow under your skin until you muster yourself to formulate some cleansing response."

I can assure you my blood pressure hasen't risen one bit in these posts. I don't know you. I've never met you before, and I never will. In a year when I quit playing, I will never talk to you again. The guy that drops the air freshener in the urinals at work has more relevance in my life than you do.

"That's the point of these posts, not PvP, not gear or anything of the nature, but pure and simple, to rile you up for our amusement."

Wow, that sounds almost exactly like what Insidiouz says. You guys have more in common than I thought. He only posts to "rile uus up" so he and his boyz can get a laugh.

"The insults apparently mean so little that you came back to this board after declaring yourself gone to defend yourself. "

Declaring myself gone? Lol. I left the old board about 6 months ago. I came back when i found out someone was pretending to be me and making stupid posts. Let's look at this as it is. You claim that you want me to leave this board and that it would be a lot better place. But you're a troll. You don't have anything better to do, and your life thrives on my involvement in it. You are obsessed with me. I'd even bet you have me on your friends list. I gave you the option last week to have me leave the board for good, which you claim you wanted, and you wanted me to stay so bad that you declined it. You live to reply to my posts. And if calling people names is your idea of fun, then that's just really pathetic. You and Insidiouz would probably be great friends if he didn't provide the type of posts that you need to have a good time.

You've admitted you lied about the screen shots, you've admitted you don't care about my gear or PVP skills, and you've admitted that you'll say anything to get an antagonistic response from me, whether it's the truth or not.

"As a matter of fact, I have killed you solo before at least once. At the waterfall to Thurgadin, you got dropped. I killed you and the guards aggroed on me and I zoned."

I remember that now. Although that's not much to be proud of since I let you have the kill. If I recall, I zoned out of Thurg with 1 or two bubbles after being attacked by guards and saw you standing there with your back turned. I then /poked you to get your attention, at which point you saw me, casted on spell, and killed me. If you didn't realize, I was bound in Thurg and let you kill me to regain my health, hence the reason I poked you instead of zoning back in. You getting killed by guards was just a bonus. Of course, I'm sure you'll deny my side of the story. Too bad I don't have logs past a few months. But then again, you've said you lie to get me riled up, so I'm sure people know the truth. Ins

"And I killed you outside the bank with my Enchanter in Kelethin when you were in your low 50's."

Who was that, Gemstone? As I've said numerous times, I don't PVP in Kelethin and I'm not going to attack a high elf naked ench so that I can spend an hour in CB. Anytime you want to build up your SS archive, feel free to attack me in Kelethin, I won't fight back and you can then honestly claim you've killed me.

"You had/have no idea who I was and laughed about it after the fact. "

Wow, you're very clever. I could care less who it was. A pk's a pk. Doesn't matter what char you're on. If the veil of secrecy added an extra few seconds to your orgasm after the kill, more power to you.

But as I've said, you've proven you're a troll, and that all of your claims are baseless. You and Insidiouz have fun together.

[Vallidus]

Owned~

And btw I killed Aradune with my Pk Paladin, tho i wont say who it was cuz Im just a lying little assfuk

So whos the Enchanter again?


and fyi im not sticking up for Demp and Ash cuz I give two shits about'em cuz with Ash I dont (no offense meant, just dont know u) and Demp I know from us both being around pking since the beginning, would I call him a friend, I dunno, an ally, sure, why not, good to have allies on the pk team, especially when 75% of them are devolved monkeys who feel the need to ever embellish, "i kilt you 20 times! Ok 4 times....oh all right, maybe once, on a character I wont name", their severly lacking "skillz"

plz pardon my grammar, had a couple nice cocktails after ending another 15+ hr work day and my brains synapses arent quite working right...

[Scurry]

"Point of reference? the only reference. Like I said, I don't remember being killed by you in a year, and I don't really care what happened over a year ago. Hell, I got my ass ripped up by Guznuk when I was level 8 in EC. You don't see him bringing that shit up."

Actually, the sole and only reason this whole issue arose was due to your false claims that you had killed me in the past, to which I responded that you had never killed me (which is true) and that I had a great many kills on you, compared to none of me. Scan any other post I have ever put on this board and you will find absolutely no reference to me "boasting" or "parading" about killing someone else. I have no desire to do so, as I am no master PK or anywhere remotely close. However, when some pompous, arrogant sissy makes a case to post a bold inaccuracy, such that you had killed me, as part of his defense against the insults being hurled at him on this board, I have no problem responding. The crux of the issue remains that you have never, ever killed me, nor been a part of any group that has killed me; however, I have killed you solo (as you just validated in a clever story to make it look like you "let" me kill you.....ummm.....good one), and many, many times as part of a group. That's the issue, plain and simple. And the issue was brought up by YOU, not me.

And additionally, you mention distant points of reference and their lack of validity in the current world. This supposed "kill" you had on me, that you initially brought up......if we have only been in range in certain levels, a long, long time ago, when was it that you got this "kill"? Was it a long, long time ago? If it was, didn't you just make an ass of yourself for lambasting the reference of kills a "long, long time ago"? Think through what you say before you post some stupid shit.

And these posts don't get under your skin and rile you up? Well, if you say so, that's great for you. I have a hard time believeing that you would exert the energy necessary to create your messages did you not have some vested interest in their intent. Either way, you give myself and the rest of those on this board that find amusement in your ignorance consistently good humor.

Thanks for being the pawn.

And Lancelot (Vallidus), try re-reading for understanding rather than ignorance. You might benefit from it. But go, on and fight for your righteous cause, Prince Valiant, you are the shining night of the board's downtrodden. Pfffttt...........Dumb fuck.

[AshlainRZ]

"Actually, the sole and only reason this whole issue arose was due to your false claims that you had killed me in the past,"

I don't remember making that claim. I don't remember ever killing you either, I can't remember that far back and the only time I've ever seen you solo was in GF one time I think (besides outside of Thurg). So I don't know why I would say that I had killed you. If you can link to that post it'll refresh my memory.

"and that I had a great many kills on you, compared to none of me."

Which we now find out that "great many" = 3 or 4, of which not a single one appears to be a solo kill exept for a death I handed you in GD. PKs will always have more kills. They go into battle full prepared, and usually with multiple people. They have full mana, full health, all their buffs up, and get the first cast. Almost everytime I'm attacked by a pk I'm afk or medding, or gating into a port and don't have on the correct gear or have the right spells up. I don't wear resist gear to exp. I don't keep up resist buffs or lures to exp either.

"Scan any other post I have ever put on this board and you will find absolutely no reference to me "boasting" or "parading" about killing someone else."

Don't worry about it, I don't care that much.

"I have no desire to do so, as I am no master PK or anywhere remotely close."

Nope, just a master troll.

"However, when some pompous, arrogant sissy"

Pompous and arrogant? Give examples instead of coming up with stuff out of yoru ass. I'm never pompous or arrogant. As for being a sissy, I will duel/fight you, or anyone else at any time, fully geared, so long as it's convenient for me. I have no problem going into a battle with gear on when I'm ready. But I'm not going to wear stuff that can get stolen while I'm taking out the trash or have 4 mobs on me.

"makes a case to post a bold inaccuracy,"

Like your accusation that you have 20 screenshots? Hell, you ahven't even posted one screenshot, like I knew you wouldn't.

"responding. The crux of the issue remains that you have never, ever killed me, nor been a part of any group that has killed me; "

As I said, I don't remember saying that, and I can't think far back enough to the last time we fought on an equal level. Please provide the post you're referring to. I also don't travel in groups looking for pks. I am solo 95% of the time.

"however, I have killed you solo (as you just validated in a clever story to make it look like you "let" me kill you.....ummm.....good "

Lol. post the logs from it, and you'll see that I poked you. Hell, if I had known you would have gotten such a hard on over doing me a favor, I would have just jumped off the cliff and killed myself that way. I think you're a bit upset because you can't admit that it was a free kill. But hey, if it makes you feel better to believe I was full health and we had some long battle where you came out victorious, instead of the fact that I zoned in, got your attention, and let you nuke me, go ahead. You've already admitted to being a liar so it's up to everyone else to decide.

"And additionally, you mention distant points of reference and their lack of validity in the current world. This supposed "kill" you had on me, that you initially brought up......if we have only been in range in certain levels, a long, long time ago, when was it that you got this "kill"?"

As I said, I don't remember making that post. Feel free to quote me so I can see what you're talking about.

"And these posts don't get under your skin and rile you up? Well, if you say so, that's great for you. I have a hard time believeing that you would exert the energy necessary to create your messages did you not have some vested interest in their intent."

Interest is not the same as anger.

"Either way, you give myself and the rest of those on this board that find amusement in your ignorance consistently good humor."

Yes, you and Insidiouz do a great job. Aren't you like 20 years old? And yet you have a good time coming onto a message board and intentionally trying to start fights? That's just pathetic really. Especially since I've gotten about 5 tells in the last 2 days from strangers saying what an idiot you are.

[AshlainRZ]

He won't mention the chanter's name. He's too scared too, even though he refers to me as a "sissy." I'm not sure if there even is an enchanter now that I think about it. I remembered that Gemstone is Thraxll's enchanter, who killed me in GD. Other than that, only enchanter I remember that killed me in Kelethin in last year was Cryax and Jyleel/Taladar

[Nexex]

This is funny to watch :p

[Scurry]

http://www.ralloszek.net/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ooc&Number=7025&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=1

This might refresh your memory. Check the 5th post up from the bottom, by you on 2/27.

Try this one from this site as well......one could potentially read something into this.

"You're right though, I don't have any SS of you. For one, I reinstalled E about 6 months ago, and that was the last time you were in range. And 2, I don't take screenshots when I kill someone. I don't have the need to brag about being some EQ badass to people I don't know so there's no point."

Later, dipshit.

[AshlainRZ]

Lol. Man, you're really into me. I'm wonder if I told the guides that I had a stalker if they would change my name. You claimed to have 20 SS of me, and couldn't post 1 fucking SS, just like I said you wouldn't. You claimed to have killed me, but have never done it without some help. Genrah has killed me before, you haven't. Unless you still want to count that freebie I gave you awhile back. Either way, I don't really care anymore, and never did to begin with. You've admitted you're a liar, and only post to be like Insidiouz, because you have nothing better to do. Have fun with it, and feel free to send me a tell when you're no longer green.

[AshlainRZ]

And let me know when you're ready to give the name of this ficticious enchanter you have.

[Nexex]

Steve Landing...Shut the fuck up.

[Scurry]

"No, because I've inspected you, and killed you before. That's what I'm basing my logic on. I'm sorry if you couldn't figure that out."

"You've admitted you're a liar, and only post to be like Insidiouz, because you have nothing better to do."

"So I don't know why I would say that I had killed you."

"You claimed to have killed me, but have never done it without some help."

"Like I said, I don't remember being killed by you in a year, and I don't really care what happened over a year ago."

"I remember that now. Although that's not much to be proud of since I let you have the kill."

Clever!

[Ghecko]

Originally posted by AshlainRZ
The guy that drops the air freshener in the urinals at work has more relevance in my life than you do.

Hahaha.

I gotta write that one down...right under: "Is that your breath, or did you just fart ?".

[Jimmee]

I thought it was rather nice how Ashlain smoothly avoided Scurry's evidence that Ashlain claimed he had killed him.

You sir are teh winnar.

[Busybody]

Anyone see City of Lost Children? (beautiful movie)

Anyhow, Scurry and Ashlain's posts are starting to remind me of the siamese (sp?) twins in the movie arguing with each other. How, though it was utterly futile, they were physically attacking each other.

Seems that now Scurry has reduced to simply quoting Ashlain. I think we have a winner, though there isn't much to be proud of.
Wild on!