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Noobe
11-28-2001, 02:51 PM
Who would win in a fight, Zombie Chris Farley or Zombie Phil Hartman?
Suffwin
11-28-2001, 03:21 PM
Chris Farley, because he lives in a van by the river.
Phisha
11-28-2001, 04:11 PM
zombie farely, cuz he could just fall on zombie hartman like in that one where he's talking to the kids about living in a van down by the river and falls and breaks their coffee table, and also it would make zombie hartman's extremities (assuming he didn't get hacked up or something by his wife I forgot what happened) just fall off so he'd be immobile and forced back into hell for losing, wait zombie aren't necessarily from hell are they?
Mortaneous
11-28-2001, 05:48 PM
thats a tough one. Farley has the weight, but his corpse may not. Picture the TommyBoy fight with Spade, not pretty. Then imagine Hartman as Sinatra.

"I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool"
Noobe
11-28-2001, 06:22 PM
a zombie is just a reanimated corpse, and i believe hartmans wife only shot him herself and her kids (?)

i wish hartman was still alive, he was probably one of the most talented snl stars